Weston Super Saint

Money made from the sale of Chelsea (which was allegedly all going to Ukraine) : £2.5bn. So in real terms it is yet to 'cost' us a penny....

Because they weren't scared of nuclear....

The "Romney Marsh Stronghold" - has a swinging sign outside of a horse and armour clad knight slaying a dragon. It's been empty since lockdown but apparently has recently started to get quite busy....

Might make some of those electric car owners a little less smug...

So, to be fair, cyclists do that as well.

Crackin' barmaid

And he's been priced out of the 'pin' market.

I think it was changed in 2013???

What is your definition of 'fuel poverty'? I wonder if it is different to the one in the House of Commons library? https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-8730/

I think all the officers have deserted / been killed and the toaster has been stolen.

As plausibe as a ship / ammunition dump spontaneously erupting.

ECHR.

5) spark plug fault

Correct. It will now be an 8% increase due to strike action driving up the cost of wages and the cost of processing increasing due to higher energy prices.

Macarana?

A video that will make Alex truly happy. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-62630867

So as a homeowner who pays council tax as well as the owner of two cars (get me!), both of which are taxed, does this mean that tdmickey3's claim that as a cyclist I pay 'eff all' to use the road is complete and utter horseshit?

Yep. Every day we thank our lucky stars he was too shit to even beat Boris.

I can't find too much on this, but this article suggests above inflation pay rises for quite a lot of the last decade (although it doesn't give a total figure for the past decade for either inflation or pay rises). https://www.theguardian.com/money/2022/jun/14/uk-pay-falling-inflation-energy-bills-unemployment

The strikers. Definitely the strikers! A neighbour of his is a striker and he supports him 100%! Think of the fuel poverty and food price hikes!

Or come up with something original rather than the boring cliches....

Mine's a Geordie, can't understand a fucking word half the time!

And you pay what to use the road? I'm gonna bet it's no more than me.... Your road fund licence also covers the cost of maintaining pedestrian walkways. And (not sure you'll be over the moon about this bit) also all the cycle lanes. It's very generous of you, thank you for being so considerate.

I'm a cyclist and I pay to use the road...

Another ill thought out statement from a mong in Government. Thinking it through, it doesn't just stop at registration plates or hi-vis tabbards. How will a cyclist know that they are speeding in the first place - every bike would need to be fitted with a calibrated speedometer that would need to be checked at various (yearly??) intervals. Is there any insurance company in the world that will insure a 10 year old riding a bike to school - is it even legal for insurance to be sold to minors?