Weston Super Saint

10 minute shower twice a day leaves 23 hours and 40 mins of saintsweb....

Unlike the rest of the world no doubt.

Fingers crossed one of them actually says something.... The silence is deafening.

To be fair, he is more of a 'peer' to Jones than he is to Klopp (in your analogy), given that Jones is so utterly shit his level is probably mid to lower level League 1.

To be fair, we already had Wigley. No-one needed to go on a scouting mission to seek out his talents like we have with Nathan. Not sure which one is worse....

Scouted? You mean in the same way that Nathan was 'scouted' or some other way?

It's NJ, not DJ. HTH/

To be fair, it's hard to tell what sort of line up he'll pick for Prem games 🤷‍♀️

Well, the good news is that Lampard's future rests on Everton's result against us which means he ain't going anywhere!

Can I make a plea? PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO ONE POST ANY LINKS TO STREAMS FOR THIS GAME! Thanks in advance.

I didn't realise he was that good! When you do the math that's nearly a goal a game!

Probably falls under the 'Saints want players under 27 years old' statement

Nah, they'd probably just say 'never heard of him, is he any good?'

He'll score against us when we play Everton.

We don't score anywhere near as many as anyone else - even when you add up the goals we score at both ends.

I'm sure there's a witty quip about apples falling from trees, but I can't for the life of me think what it is

Dreams.

Have you stopped by the league table recently?

Wait til the 'leccy bill comes in - we'll have our own transfer embargo for 2 seasons!

We don't need other teams to pull our pants down for us. If we're considering recalling Bednarek then we're proudly pulling our own fucking pants down.

How dare you belittle the bestest light show in the whole world!

So many things that currently need to be addressed in the country, but apparently, 'missing Rishi' is going to give a speech outlining that all kids must study maths until they are 18! Not sure that's the golden goose he's expecting it to be. Some kids (and a lot of adults) are just shit at maths. Making them study it for longer isn't the answer.

I'm more concerned that we have some on here that genuinely believe other teams do their scouting by following rumours on twitter. Mental.

Also, according to that article, there were lots of people out 'in town' on 'nights out' having plenty of 'sex parties' during lockdown. I assume there will also be a police investigation of those and plenty of fines issued retrospectively.

To be fair, the fans are complaining because we signed some big talents in the summer and then proceded to turn them into utter dog shit.