Weston Super Saint

He came in the summer and by all accounts was 'frozen out' for 8 games during calamity Jones's appointment.

Solid 'team' player then?

ALL the results went 'our way' yesterday. Well, apart from 'ours', but that's the problem. When the results DO go our way, we don't bother turning up.

I'm guessing Ruben's new song didn't get a runout today?

Unfortunately though, only for one game, then the useless fuckers resume their previous positions after a bit of a rest.

We're the 'lego tecnik' of the football world. Costs an absolute fortune, does fuck all.

It's as close as he could get today without scoring an own goal.

I don't think it's the fault of the shit ones that they repeatedly get picked.

Depends on the font size or whether any crayons were used.

My parents got married on the 4th of July - means I'm always off the hook as the 'Mericans always do the firework thing for them.

Monarch

It's an 'underground economy' now so as not to offend anyone - well, at least until the badgers rise up and take offence.

Does this mean we're not going to get PoTtEr?

Holmes and Watson?

Ministry

Who the fuck is Neil Jones? Have we appointed and sacked another Manager already? Ankerson out!

Absolute classic. I assume you didn't bother to check out the link showing their balance sheet? Borriersaint asked if anyone is going to help them out, but the finances say they don't need any help.

Importance

Same person.

Skinner

Ta da! Maybe work on spelling the simple words correctly though

Presumably that is a news piece from December 2020, given that the transition period was due to "end in four days" as per the commentary (and the ticker bar announces an emergency that was declared at Queen Elizabeth hospital that happened on 28th December 2020). Glass Eels Limited (the company they are doing the piece on), certainly didn't fold as a result of the changes : https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/02441662/filing-history If anything, their balance sheet for the following year shows the company had a pretty similar financial position : Published Balance Sheet They've even got their own plane for transporting the eels (https://glasseel.com/ tail number is G-EELS) Not sure your twitter feed is as up to date as you think it is, but still, good job you found an article that's over 2 years old to prove your point....

He walks around wearing clown shoes and ringing a fucking bell. No ban is unjustified.

It goes against the new grain though. Selles hasn't previously been fired so in that respect hasn't learnt from his mistakes. Garcia, on the other hand, has been fired so presumably will come back stronger. Not that I think it's one of the most mental philosophies, no sir, not at all.

It's definitely a fine art, but I reckon you've nailed it.