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LOL. Looks like knobhead neil is trying to copy our very own Rallyboy. There's only two issues with that though : 1. He isn't insightful 2. He isn't funny.

Are we sure that's really a calendar? I have my suspicions that it might actually be an elaborate betting ring, highlighting which months the players are expected to bugger off and get a job elsewhere.

Hmmmmmm. They sold 1,700 blue santa suits at £10 a pop. They then had a game of pass the parcel and a snow machine in the car park. So, from their £17,000 worth of sales, they probably spent £1000 on the snow machine and a couple of shirts or socks wrapped up in some paper from poundland! They made £1000 profit. This means the cost of the blue santa suits was £15000 - for 1898 suits, a cost of £7.90 per suit! - Assuming of course the admin for selling the suits and other associated labour was provided free of charge, what with this being a charity event! Not sure about you guys, but for me, once again these figures just don't add up! Those suits wouldn't have cost more than £1 each made in some sweat shop in Thailand, including the cost of transportation! You'd therefore expect them to have made at least £10,000 for charity based on those figures! It's quite funny though that they have a number of 'Del Boys' associated with the club who are more than happy to rip off their own fans to make a fast buck!

Blimey, sounds like things have gone toxic... Chinny really has them by the balls now. They really are a bunch of deluded mongs aren't they? I've only taken a quick look at the bare facts they've published regarding the numbers that don't add up - funny that in this age of transparency they haven't clarified the full facts! - and besides the fact that the figures just don't add up, I really cannot see any way that they will get this money back whether they 'win' or 'lose' the club. The only person getting his money back - well some of it anyway - is the man who is secured

The word BRIDGING is even more telling! They aren't ploughing money in willy nilly, they are merely loaning it to the club! However, much like the pledges to the PDT, since there is nothing left to secure those loans on, they may as well set fire to a big pile of cash in a skip.

28 days times £9k per day for Birch's fees

I wonder how many Met officers were denied annual leave to ensure there were enough resources in place for the visiting Pompey 14? Come to think of it, does everyone now have to inform the met when they plan to take a minibus into the Capital?

Lol. Perhaps they can be sued if they do tell everyone the figures because they are so bad?

Here's one that Holepuncture will appreciate Perhaps this guy can lend them his Maybe a little adjustment needed... Remembering the glory days when Adolf helped out One for Rallyboy

Move all the bags on to one seat and then watch the party as all Ze Germans argue over whose bag was on there first

Yeah, coz 'Arry has a really great record of saving teams at the bottom of the prem

I'm guessing he meant the turn out from the actual trust board members was decent rather than the fans. I suspect that due to health and safety implications at least 100,000 of the 200,000 fans who rushed to falling down park had to stay out on the streets and wait patiently for their turn to hand over their cash. Shame on you for calling in to doubt the support of the bestest, trousers. It must have been a late night yesterday for the trust as I've just checked their website and there's no mention of the question and answer session yesterday. Odd, you'd have thought these answers would be straight up there considering their new openness and transparency. Their must be a logical answer to this quandry.

Does that include away fans?

You are aware that the High Court is NOT in Portsmouth aren't you?

Because, according to knobhead Neil, it's "trust or bust", there are no other options, that's it, the end of the line! He's whipped the local mongs into such a frenzy they won't accept anything else now Oh, and is that another exclusive that knobhead Neil has missed out on? First it's the BBC repeatedly beating him across the line, now it's the Daily Snail! Some might start to say that knobhead Neil isn't a real journalist

So, they're expecting the bestest fans in the whole wide world to invest their kid's Christmas present money into something where they aren't prepared to tell them how that money will be spent! They're right in the sense that this is a unique opportunity. It's also quite bizarre! Does anyone else think that knobhead Neil reads this thread on a daily basis? Every criticism that has been raised - and legitimately so! - regarding the trust has been tackled by knobhead Neil with a jingoistic twitter post! I reckon he could give Turkish a run for his money in the overcoming objections stakes!

To be fair, there could easily have been 800 or so Coventry fans who were happy with the point and driving down to Portsmouth.

Sorry, but that's just rubbish! Clearly the BBC have made this story up as Pompey have got the biggest fans community club takeover thing going on in the world ever. Ask Neil the knobhead, he'll poo poo the BBC story for sure.

http://www.pcc.org.uk/complaints/makingacomplaint.html

So, 2000 people less than the weekend's game would generate £800,000 less over a season Well, it would with an ordinary calculator, with the PDTs rose tinted calculator it probably works out at a loss of only £2.86 over four seasons. I've lost track of how that will affect the £3m per home game contributed to the local economy. It's very confusing, so I guess we'll just call it £3.5m per game?

Sorry, you're wrong. You need to check your figures again - did you miss a decimal point? Corpse Ho - or the PES eeedgiot - told us they had definitely sold 11k season tickets. I'm no professor of maths, but 9955 is a lot less than 11k, so I'm afraid your figures can't possibly be right.

The detail = they don't.

Pack it on a Thursday but not on a Saturday when there is a game on? Bestest eh? Why does he keep printing this in their rag? At best it's misrepresentation at worst it's blatant lies! Portpin haven't been put forward for the FPPT this season! The last thing that was reported was that the FL had told tricky trev to name who his preferred bidder was, then, and ONLY THEN would they bother with the expense and effort of the FPPT! At that point tricky named Chinny / Portpin, then within an hour or so had changed his mind and named the property trust. Hardly enough time to fail the test within an hour after the FL meeting had finished anyway! If knobhead neil is going to continue to print this drivel, perhaps someone should ask for proof of his claims - you know the same basic journalistic principals that the BBC were accused of not following this week! I suspect he will. I suspect he'll also produce the records that were ratified by the lady judge the first time the bullet was dodged that back up these claims in a legal document I AM SECURE, I WILL GET MY MONEY BACK Err no. They've already been told IN WRITING by the football league what the terms are in order to grant the Golden Share. A ten point deduction is one of those terms! Denying it's going to happen over and over won't affect the outcome Of course, they have the right to appeal, just like we did, but personally I'd fancy my chances more if I were locked in a jail cell with a lion that hadn't eaten for two weeks!

Surely not! The corpse doesn't come on here any more - pretty sure he's made that announcement on POL, the same as Bill has [Hi Bill and banker[sic]]. Such a bunch of nutjobs we must be on here, that they just can't keep away!

Didn't Ho, or PES - one of those muppets anyway - tell us that they had sold 11k season tickets? If so, I guess that means maybe 200 or so walk ups! Perhaps the web fingered residents have seen through the thinly veiled sales patter and jingoism and decided to keep their money firmly in their pockets! I doubt they're keeping it to pay for a share of the property developer's new venture