Weston Super Saint

We couldn't possibly save as much money as keeping the corners closed. After all that brain wave is saving us billions every year

"De boysh, ve vill do better next veek".

I think this originated from the numpties in Bristol and South Wales, eg : "Where's it [the clothes shop] to?"

You wouldn't go far wrong subscribing to a decent photography magazine, they pretty much cover the basic topics to get you going, and the 'challenges' will get you thinking about what pictures you are taking and how you take them. Take your pic [pun intended ], from here : http://www.magazine-group.co.uk/magazine/hobbies-leisure/photography

Would a REMf be responsible for paying wages

Then the 18-55mm you have should be OK. I would go for the 80-200mm zoom if I were you and getting it free, just so you would be able to capture the detail without walking too far....

You know that even if you find the part you can't fit it yourself or your insurance will be null and void You've tried 'plumb centre' I trust - they link their databases so could get one sent if in stock...

This one?

All depends what you want to do also. As Pancake said, the zoom would add to your 'range'. The 50mm on a digital is great for portraits, and the 28mm will be good for landscapes.

That was Alan Lamb and Beefy Botham. Old as the hills those two.

LOL. Which ticket office did you ring?

He's got you hook line and sinker hasn't he?

Why don't we have the bestest yoof in the whole wide world. Something to strive for surely? Bristol City and Peterborough are ahead of us FFS

Why not try Auscom and get theirs put back to the winter?

I presume it was be too.

Another thing we're sh1t at. Even Stoke are beating us

I'm on a tracker as I'm not tied to any mortgage. If they look like they're gonna rise big style, I'll get a fixed rate In the meantime, happy to gloat!

In before the lock

I think he was saying that because people get frightened when bullets are fired at them, they shouldn't work under the sea in a submarine.

Alf Garnett?

Del Boy?

Does he change the sets?

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