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BAZUNU MARSHALL HOLGATE MAITLAND-NILES (c) TODD VENISON HUGHES DIA DOWNS CARILLO MARA Subs- Forecast/Colleter/Hoedt/Redknapp/Pulis/ Nlundulu Coach - Jan Poortvliet DoF - ‘Arry Redknapp Obviously Barry V & Sparky should be nowhere near this XI on talent alone, but as a kid at The Dell they seemed like the oldest, slowest men who ever lived, so they’re getting the call-up to lend immobility to my midfield. Ali is my playmaker at the peak of that midfield diamond. I’m relying on him to make the team tick & to feed that lethal front 3. AMN captain, driving on these brave boys. Didn’t Scott Marshall score an og off his arse once? Gav’s in for a busy day. Come on you Saints!

BAZUNU MADS THB STEPHENS MANNING CHARLES JANDER FELLOWS SCIENZA ADAMA STEWART I know I’m in the minority here, but given how toothless we look going forward, I think getting what we can out of Armstrong could be so important this season- cutting in from the right behind a big number 9. Azaz, J-Rob & wee man off the bench to cause havoc against tired legs. hopefully Edozie & Aribo back in the mix too

These teams are absolute shite. We can take these cunts easy.

We can easily smash both these teams…the likes of Jack Stephens & Joe Aribo are a class above

These teams suck. Feeling better about our chances this year

RAMSDALE KWP ABK THB WELINGTON LES ARIBO GRONBAEK FERNANDES SULEMANA TP / ARCHER Wolves at home, Cunha out, we have to fucking get something here. Come on Saints!

Run of games for TP please!

ONUACHU FRASER LALLANA DIBLING DOWNES UGOCHUKWU TAYLOR THB BEDNAREK KWP RAMSDALE Boscombe will rue the day they met this bunch - crosses raining into the box for 90mins - Knockdown after knockdown from TP - Dibbers & the Wee Man having a field day on the wings, 1 - 3 Saints COYR!!!!!!!!

ONUACHU CORNET LALLANA DIBLING UGOCHUKWU DOWNES KWP BEDNAREK THB SUGAWARA RAMSDALE Adam pulling the strings, Max & Dibbers running at pace, TP banging them in - let's smash the Ed Sheeran-loving tractor-riding Anglian cunts! COYR!

Do we have any shorter forwards we can sub on?

Can’t wait for the second half, this is shaping up to be a cracker

Say what you like about Everton but that’s one hell of an atmosphere in Goodison Park tonight.

ONUACHU FRASER DIBLING CORNET UGOCHUKWU DOWNES TAYLOR ABK THB BREE RAMSDALE Onuachu brace, cruising at 60mins, sub off Downes & Dibbers, Big Les injured, ABK red card, lose 3 -2

ONUACHU CORNET FERNANDES DIBLING UGOCHUKWU DOWNES KWP BEDNAREK ABK SUGAWARA RAMSDALE Time to unleash the big man! They won't know what's hit them....

I sometimes wonder how much of their content is written by AI…