Holmes_and_Watson

This. There's clear areas where you show a bit of respect and empathy.

I started reading the BBC I thought "Chelsea fined £10 million..." was going to end with "...for Rosenior being a pillock." Turns out they've just been breaking rules years ago.

Remote

From Jet washing to Jet streams. 🙂

SaintsWeb loses another valued member, who turns out to be a serial killer. "Respect the beef!" shouted badger to baffled law enforcement officers, as he was led away. 🙂

Horror author HP Lovecraft contained the horror of the Innsmouth taint. Even he wasn't prepared to face the terror of the Portsmouth one. 🙂

Well, as we know a few is better than two, which is ages. 🙂

"Terrible post. Terrible poster." 🙂

I thought Portsmouth was in New Hampshire, in the North. 🙂

When Liverpool scored, it cut to Kinsky on the bench. A couple on there had just leaned over to tell him "You would have saved that." He had a little smile.

No one mention Jet washing... 🙂

Detonation

Broom

Our MVP last time we went up, and great to have that form back. He came across as at ease, confident, and happily backing Tonda.

Just visited my parents. Preemptive smugness on display. I'm now looking for a couple more goals in our win. 🙂

Edition

That they've now just hit mid table, in 12th, shows you how dire it was looking before Clement took over. It's been a great run of form to drag themselves out of where WBA and Leicester find themselves. And, as your table shows, it's had to be over a prolonged period, just to get this far.

And a look at Sunday's papers...

I have booked in a win for this one, so I don't have to put up with my dad's smugness.

China sends it's Taiwanese invasion fleet to hold the Hormuz straight. Russia and Ukraine end hostilities. Russia are too busy shipping oil while they can. Ukraine are too busy making drones for all the countries that spent 2% on vastly expensive US defence systems. US and Israeli allies keep a battered Iran in check for another number of years, and the conflict fizzles. Dividing up Iranian influence unites them. Previously backed Iranian groups, collapse without funding and are forced to give up starting with the letter "H" Cuba gives up certain communist ideals for electricity and food. Trump considers all of these as wars he's ended or averted. Sure, the markets took a hit. But they bounce back. Trump receives every Nobel peace prize handed out, as it turns out erroneously, to other people in the past. Initially wary, Congress give Trump another term, so he can bring his genius into solving US issues. Sadly, he's bumped off in Dallas. Key suspects include US defence companies, broken after people realised they were no longer needed. The 20 million dollar missile that did the deed is considered to be a hint. An obsessive lone staple gunman is blamed, after he claimed to hear voices in his head from fictional brunch friends.

I had a wheezing Jay Robinson return pencilled in for that season. 🙂

I heard it on the radio. But that didn't do justice for the awareness, controlled header and then calmly beating the last man, all in a couple of seconds right after the Everton attack. It seemed as though he's not only got a good relationship with the other players, but a lot of the staff too. A lovely moment for him and his family.

Ah, so in his head the issues in the Strait are a distinct, not directly part of the war he doesn't need ships for, trade route issue that does need ships. It must be a constant surprise for him to go through life with no concept of cause and effect.

I like my whimsical flights of fancy as much as any poster, but I find any poster not thinking that, hard to believe. 🙂