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Hilarious. They really have no shame.

They've made us the keystone cops club, so nearly there. 🙂

No shortage of hot air there either. Should really be harnessed asca renewable energy source.

Perspiration

Economy need a tangy refresh? You know when you've been quangoed!

Awww. I'd not seen that. Last I heard was that he was doing well. Hope he gets back to full recovery and has a good end of his season.

Deep

It's a staff initiation gag. "We pride ourselves on customer service. Please ask that man if everything's all right." 3 hours later, a traumatised member of staff returns...

Record unbeaten run. Got us promoted. Despite the clear out, lots of his preferred players still here. Players will already be used to his system. Will surely get Smallbone back to play as much as possible. With a weaker squad than last time, all the more chance for a better than the sum of it's parts system to pay off. Controlled possession, risk based system. No bedding in period for him or his team. If Romeu is half as good as he was, that's a big plus. Good communicator Is presumably learning and adapting to his recent appointments.

Yup. Basic politics 101. Set up a "Sure, we've a foetus who went through the Leipzig Coaching Farm. But it could have been Russ, so it's really okay." scenario.

It's a misspelling. It's not the board that don't want him back. It's the bored. 🙂

And Nathan, back into his comfort zone of not being intimidated by PL players, is once again able to build a team up. When I say comfort zone, he is the least comfortable person in his comfort zone.

I imagine the manager taking a sigh, before going up to the old guy in the corner to ask him to stop talking to himself and leering at the bar staff, as it's upsetting the other customers. Behind the manager, one of the bar staff tells her colleague about the time the old guy asked her to express milk into his coffee.

Although not the brightest, as he has to have his own name on his shirt, in case he forgets.

They've both had experience at clubs who set high standards (i.e. not us in recent years). If Tonda isn't dim, he'll look to use that connection.

Not a faIr fight. Romeu's hair isn't long enough for Cap'n Shoehorn to pull.

Good point.

Extra words to now sing "You're not fit to wear the shirt, except Oriol."

Is that Lallana's opening line as he brings out his skin care products? Read more in Eros Saints new novel, Changing Room Facial...Cleansing.

Secret

This. SR made a massive blunder in pushing our best players out the door, along with everyone else in their quest to reduce individual wages. A false economy, considering the quantity and collective wages of the players they replaced them with. Years later, we're now hoping Romeu still has the same levels. Hopefully, he'll be the player we remember. Even if not, I hope SR sit him down and let him tell them about the standards and expectations the club should have. Also ask him, which younger players remind him of himself. As also posted, if we're in the free agent market, we should also be picking up an experienced, veteran target man. Romeu can't do it all himself.

It's these touching family stories, that brings us that warm generational and community feeling. 🙂

Don't encourage them. SR dream of such appointments. 🙂

Treasure

Martin would surely look to bring Will back, with possibly a contract extension to test how far the board would back him.