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As famously uttered by an exiled Tonda (played by Marlon Brando), trying to put together a scratch Cambodian team, in Apocalypse Now.

The less exciting Madonna single... 'Cause we are living in a legal world And I am a legal girl You know that we are living in a legal world And I am a legal girl

He tried, but couldn't get through the bushes in the garden. Now has to stew about the steak.

We read that as only sticking our heads in the oven for a short time, or until we lose consciousness and have to be dragged out.

We have to give the police negotiators time to get him into a stable enough place to release a statement.

Good optics...

It's a bit personal. But let's just say the hormone treatments are coming along nicely.

Thank [insert deity of your choice, or none which is fine too]! I'm a little worried about the use of fans killing the planet and the cost in an energy crisis. But happy to show my insurers the "windows open" guidance when we get robbed. Also, how much water? Am I limited to apples and bananas? What's in that approved sandwich with the weird lumps coming out of it?

Remember @sadoldgit told us of the dangers of a Parisian heatwave, when he had to walk between the fallen on the streets. I'm delighted they didn't have to face that kind of terror last week, and can only hope it continues for them.

"They may take our play off place, but they'll never take our light shows!" 2026/27 SR battlecry

Take That Southampton fans. Quite appropriate.

To think I put a heart emoji, when it turns out eggs are a death sentence! https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2728487

I just find knowing that a demoted Tonda is there tracking my order history, and viewing my eating habits through security footage, a bit off-putting.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cr4pkz6z0gpt Stay safe everyone!

Diabetes

Can't they just wait a season? #outtacontroloptimism

My replacement favourite kits...

Obviously, I wouldn't need to sing "Oh when the Villa, go marching in" That would indicate I needed it as some kind of transition chant from another club. Which would be silly, as I've only supported Villa.

I'm sure there's a pic of me as a kid in a Villa shirt, in an awful "look at us playing football in the garden" pose. I'm therefore just delighted to continue to support our success in Europe. Gordon Cowans? Dennis Mortimer? I get all misty eyed just thinking back to my childhood of supporting them. 🙂

Eyed

PL 0 Hull 4

So...we're all banned? 🙂

Ah. I usually disconnect in the first second of such chat, so I don't even get to categorise it. 🙂

I'd check on what passive boasting is. But I'm reaching over for some crisps instead. 🙂 Have fun!

Sorry Whelk. I didn't understand your post. That's unconstitutional on SaintsWeb. You are not allowed to do anything else in your life, as it puts me at a disadvantage. 🙂