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There must be a scenario where both teams conspire to lose. Should they both actually find their way onto the pitch, I see a match of convenience. We let them score at home, while we get a point. 1-1

The lesson he has learned, from interviews, is to not change as much as he did with us, stick to his philosophy, and feel disappointed in his employers for not giving him more time.

Exactly. That's only 2 things. 1, if you combine them as "things from kick off to final whistle. "fixable" 🙂

C'mon. The aliens wouldn't have beamed it to his anal implant, if it wasn't true. 🙂

... because that's what taxpayers money is for. 🙂

Adam Lallana: Midfielder, Managerial Assistant, Treatment Room Tester, Nivea Model and Big Club (Liverpool) Liason. A man of many talents. 🙂

"Trans former judge plans to challenge gender ruling at European court" What have giant robots got to get involved for, I thought. Turns out not to be that... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9qw2149yelo

Nice to know we can raise a toast on the day the atmosphere crosses the point of no return. 🙂

The leagues are littered with clubs who are badly run now, or who have gone through terrible owners in the past. We did well to get past Gao no longer being able to invest. Even then, it was allowed to run itself. Therecate lots of worse places to be than that. Solak can't be criticised for making the funds available, and to try and fix it when it went wrong.

He invested in a PL team that he would have been told was in need of support. Mr Football and Kraft sold him on ideas of lowering individual wages, while bringing in talent on the cusp of bigger things like Tino, and players and managers with things to prove. We've sadly ended up with very much a Championship team. One, who will be on lower individual wages, partly through relegation clauses. But we have lots of them, with no clear strategy to date. Solak got done by Rasmus, who may have believed his nonsense himself. Selling up was an option before he moved in to take greater control. But he relied on others in the football world who have not delivered. As noted, the timing would have been better if he was selling anywhere from October, when the writing was already on the wall. I guess we'll have to see what state we're left in to face next season.

All the times he lit a Candle in the Wind increased global warming. 🙂

Standing

Surely depends on how you look at it. 🙂

Under BBC Klopp fawning headline of "no one expected this" "If you had asked Liverpool fans back in August would their team win the Premier League, most would have said no," says former Reds goalkeeper Sander Westerveld. Jurgen Klopp was always going to be the hardest of acts to follow as manager.

When their inspiration, Klopp, is declared Pope, it will tie in more. 🙂

Updating fans on the managerial vacancy, technical director Johannes "chuckles" Spors said "Following extensive reviews of the club's processes, the first task is clearly to minimise the lurch between managerial changes. We, at SR, are committed to burning through 3 managers a season. That's the left field SR way. If you don't succeed, repeat the same doomed process. Gone will be the uncertainty of which system we will be lurching to! By hiring one head coach, but paying a retainer, for first option, on 2 others with different requirements, we can seamlessly bring in coaches to deal with our bloated, yet incomplete, squad." When asked if the time saved with this innovation could allow for a fourth manager in a season, Spors eyes lit up, and he raced back into the building juggling on his unicycle.

Barton is more of a perfect tit, than a perfect fit. 🙂

Not even if we renamed him James Cameron Archer. 🙂

And in the beginning, god created Anfield. Realising that the greatest club needed some context, the rest of the universe followed. So glad Sky News Liverpool is there for months of Trent Watch. And the other Liverpool channels there to distract me when that gets overwhelming.

Although, there are times where the loan move ends, the player departs and they still become a bit of a legend to get attached to.

Yup. The quote noticeably avoids any timescales. Making his desire clear about his future, Fernandes said: “I want to return to Sporting.” Could be where he wants to end his career, for all that makes clear.

Well, this episode of "twat" or "imbecile" has taken a dark turn. (Note: If Farmer responds to this, it means I'm in the clear.)

I know. I can't believe we've scored that often, either. 🙂

badger has just picked up on this. You can be better than this, surely? No. I wouldn't agree that I do. I can think of one other, who shares some of your attributes. More broadly, it's not for me to judge as to whether I actually am. If lots of others were to suddenly tell me I was, I'd certainly listen. Clearly, their bribes need some renegotiation 🙂 I am much the same offline, as on. Or at least, try to be. Although, it's not anywhere near as Saints focused. My family have seen Close Encounters. So, if I start building Stoneham stadium out of potatoes, it's off for "help"...again. 🙂 I think you've missed something. All some posters have done for a day, is raise a little mirror to your posting. That I'm suddenly a "deeply unpleasant" "stalker" should be making you think about what you do here.

Ah, who needs athleticism, height, power and pace, when you have....um...what is it we have, again? 🙂