Holmes_and_Watson

Tedium

Could he be gaslighting Solak into thinking we're really in the Champions League. "Oh Dragan. Have you been using your eyes again? Now, you know not to trust them. That's right. Close those lids, and listen to the sound of my recruitment tombola spinning."

I hope you're kinder when he's unveiled as SR's new striker.🙂

Tall, English speaking, top in his field, star of a euro land? Rasmus' database says...

Looking back, Stephens' red card for hair pulling seems unfair. He was just trying to defend through touch.

Has anyone bought Sargent yet? He's just needing a boost from being stuck in a struggling championship team...ah...

Apostrophe

Scientists are trying to look into how diet affects piousness, anti-Semitism and belt buckle fetishes. If only they could find a subject...

Or as Saints Fans Abba said in their hit Marionette... Like a doll, like a puppet with no will at all And Rasmus told me how to play, only his way, now we fall

It begs the question who SR will find who is worse than Downs. 🙂

Act

It's not as though the F.A.B. members can't be easily spotted, for a chat, what with marionette strings above them. Fan Advisory Board is Go!

I've started watching highlights with my eyes closed, to get that SR approach to player recruitment. My ears have their first interview at st mary's next week.

Flush

"I can't believe I fell for such a flawed plan," said Dragan, pushing the secret button that jettisoned Rasmus into the car park. "Now, having replaced the whole structure of the club, we've got in people who actually know what they're doing."

Pilates

Don't worry. There will be plenty of us on minimum wage. 🙂

Uncomfortable

Posts like that are blocked by SR's intranet. 🙂

He has to work hard to get into a first eleven doing so well. 🙂

"Right Pep," says Rasmus, adjusting the pile of unsold books on his desk. "Here's the system and tactics we need from you. Once you've learned those, I'll take you down to the crèche to meet your backroom team."

Me too. But I thought Edozie was just being shown to remind other clubs he was still breathing, and available for loan/ sale.

So sexist 🙂

Peretz Bree THB Stephens Welington Downes Jander Fellows Azaz AA Stewart Charles, Matsuki, Quarshie, Robinson, Jelert, Leo, Archer among the subs.

Now you know why AI uses up so much energy.