TopGun

As you work in the public sector at Winchester Uni you are therefore stealing from all taxpayers which includes all of us posting here. Clever admission!

Perhaps you didn't read the initial post properly?

I have to say that many of them are looking very bad now, from both Labour and Tory. Good on the Telegraph for exposing these thieving gits.

And Frogger.

Suit yourself George. Go look like more of a tit.

Just like Leeds

I think Stanley was looking for a bite

And Grimsby where I was last week. All the people who were 50 looked 60, the 60 year olds looked 80 and the 70 year olds were dead.

Had they used the release they would have got it right. They adapted (meddled) with it and screwed it up!

So it does have one redeeming factor for other people then!

And still make plenty of mistakes. I placed a press release about some public exhibitions last week in Selby, Yorkshire. The story was the front page lead in the local paper as it has the potential to create 1,000 jobs but the journalist got the dates the wrong way around for the two venues meaning I had to organise a bus shuttle on both days to take people to the right place. Another newspaper announced that the project (which is a proposed new renewable energy plant) has the potential to save 1.85 tonnes of CO2 annually! All they had to do was paste 1.85m tonnes from the press release...

I thought this was going to be a thread about Stu's new employment. I am bitterly disappointed.

Crisps are yesterday's thing and definitely passé...

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Good on yer Shearer. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/8033495.stm

I think I'll give it a miss and regroup the forces. Had three injured in the final game. Am going to used the close season to train goalkeeping. Happy to do a reserve friendly etc - So Unreal in VI 46...

A short arse at 5'8" so I need to lose about a stone.

I am going to try a vegetarian ratatouille diet for two weeks to see how much weight I lose. I am currently 13 stone. It might be a bit pongy near me though.

Cyclists who ignore red lights.

Well done. I managed second place after being beaten today by the winners.

Apart from Master Bates does anyone iron jeans? I have a vision of MB now in his George Jeans with a crease down the front. Tasty.

I hope the "fat, beer drinking English man will shock the world again" but it's a strange quote.

Yes. And Ponty makes a good point above. He's a tax evader like most of them so not sure how many traditional fish and chip shops he will find in Switzerland anyway. He's probably fed up with melted cheese too. Poor lad.

I'm glad I don't do public consultations with him though Stanley.

Not sure whether Swansea or student wins out there Jawilly...