Viking Saint

Blows the whistle for United player falling over the ball??? WTF?!?!?

We will, for united. It's just so inevitable with our woeful fitness levels

At least it's not Austin.....

Neolithic hoofball is not the way forwards

Woot!!!!

Cedric at LB presumably, so a field day for United down the right then...

I always liked O'Neill and felt he'd be a good fit with us. Doubt it'll happen but nobody else on that list ticks a box for me

Stunned disbelief probably, but we will be 1-3 down by that point. That said, apart from Hoedt, I reckon that's pretty close to our strongest starting XI

There are none

and 6......

Manager and nuns both taken care of in one fell swoop

No, just no.

wheyyy....penalty to us!!

Cuts to Hughes on the touchline looking irate but utterly clueless and bewildered

There he is, JWP, our dead ball speciliast. Takes it and within 5 seconds it's back with McCarthy playing as some kind of sweeper

f*ck me, we've won a freekick

and 3-0

Just cut open again, good save to stop it being 3-0. We barely have the ball and when we do, we just give it straight back to them. We are clueless

and that's 2...being torn apart

JWP booked for kicking ball away. Idiot

wtf was that from Hojbjerg? Don;t stretch for the ball, just pull the shirt of the City player instead!?! Idiotic

Hoedt og....it was coming. They were just toying with us

and there it is, four minutes in.....

And all the extra training he did has clearly improved him no end...

At first glance, that foul on Bertrand looked about a yard outside the box. How does it get brought 15 yards further out?