Marsdinho

The future Mrs Mars probably envisaged me popping the question in some candle lit glade, after a romantic meal. etc etc.... I went for Monkey World. It was perfect.

Didn't Cambridge Utd do some sort of mad yo yo, up (and then down) through the leagues circa 1990.

Good question, I'm going to write to the FA and see if they can get their historian on the case. Someone must know the answer surely...

Cosimo Sarli

This is a football match right? Not an audition for Britain's go Choir's.

I too think he's pretty good, I hated him as a player, but as a pundit he's right up there. Don't want to pull his pants down or anything, but when he comes out with stuff I find myself sitting there agreeing with him 100%. I thought he was going to be OTT biased towards Man Utd, but he's not. His comments about David Luiz playing like he is being controlled by a 10 year old on a Playstation were brilliant. Anyone that has played FIFA or PES will know that those comments weren't necessarily derogatory.

Exactly, how can a minutes silence teach anything, when it took him 100 years to realise Titanic was registered in Liverpool.

Nah, your right. Forgot this was the SWF, why let facts get in the way of a good moan.

As I mentioned in the original thread, the "four out of every 5 crewe members were from Southampton" is massively misleading. Most of the crew gave Southampton addresses, they weren't FROM Southampton, just lived here whilst they worked on the cruise ships and associated trades. Im not saying this is why SFC should or shouldnt mark the occasion, just can we please get our facts straight before we get all hot under the collar.

Has Messi decided where he is going to live yet? Ocean Village, or Chilworth?

Thanks very much, can always rely on SWF for expert advice. Cheers

Bit of a long story, but I'm trying to sell my housing association (H.A) house. Because various people have agreed to purchase the house only to then pull out, the H.A asked us to have a new valuation done as they feel the current one is out of date. We paid £60 for this to be done a couple of days ago... The house was originally valued in Oct / Nov last year, they are now saying that the value has declined by 3.7% since that time. I don't think this is correct and want to challenge their valuation, however, all I can get my hands on are house price reports from the national press, and Zoopla. Is anyone on here able to point me in the right direction of any information that could help prove my point (or, I guess, prove theirs!!) Or, are there any estate agents etc on here that can offer any advice. Many thanks

"Never fight a war on two fronts" A point missed by a certain A.Hitler

I'd go for Alex Smithies as well, He's had a few injuries of late, but has played for England at U16, 17, 18, 19 and 21's, he's only 22 and would probably jump at the chance to swap L1 football for a place on the bench in the Prem. With Adkins managing his fitness injuries, I'm sure he would be pushing for a 1 XI place.

Anne Frank went to a Montessori school. That's all I can add to this subject.

lol, have you not spotted a pattern here.

Got mine delivered a couple of weeks ago, and had an 8 week turnaround. Cheers to the OP for the heads up!!!. I've basically swapped and old 1st Gen Nano that was gathering dust at the back of a drawer, for a brand new 6th gen one, then flogged it the next day. Result.

Doesn't surprise me, I suppose that 2 cup finals in recent years has meant even the most casual of fans has had to register.

I would guess that we have at least 40-50k on the database, so doubt everyone would be able to get a ST.

Yeah, was quite a good night. Some of the stories from Le Tissier and Merson were quality. Thought the 1st half were they chatted about football and told funny stories was better than the 2nd half though.

Anyone else going to the Soccer Saturday Live show at the BIC this eve. Should be a good evening. Matt Le Tiss, Paul Merson etc in attendance. http://www.skysports.com/tv_show/story/0,,12383_7524876,00.html

That's f*cking well out of order. You know they have bald-head-itus,

I think that's why the OP has got so hot under the collar, it was the embarrassment of having to tell someone those names !!!

Why you refer to her as "dying", is it in the same sense that we are all dying, as I cant see any mention of her imminent death.... I guess maybe its me that needs to explain myself more clearly, the original joke was a simple visual joke based on the fact that those 2 people look similar in those photo's. I didn't write anything nasty or sick. Just pointing out an observation I had earlier in the day. So let me get this right, you are more outraged at my hypocrisy on an internet forum, than you are of me taking the p1ss out of a little girl thats going to die in the next hour or so....that's just sick. Also, It cracks me up when I see people get all hot under the collar and self appoint themselves as some sort of moral compass....on and internet forum !!!

Good god, why would I want to show Reeves in a bad light. I know nothing about him other than he plays for Saints. Also, how is her condition "central" to making the joke work. Its a visual joke based purely on what they both look like, her condition could be anything. I'm not the first person to indulge myself in such humour Not that I particularly care what you think, nor do I consider your views before posting stuff on TMS.. Word of warning, I wouldn't go looking around this, or indeed the rest of the internet as your very fragile disposition is like to result in quite a few pants being shat in.