Marsdinho

Shouldn't this be on TMS. Are you seriously unable to work out how to put a tent up !!! Having looked at this picture (http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/li/lichfield-arapaho-6-vis-a-vis-tent.jpg) I would guess at the following.... - Lay outer tent flat out on the ground, trying to get it to resemble something like what it should when erected. - Feed all four poles through the sleeves on the outside of the tent, remember 2 poles cross over each other, and the other 2 form the porch at each end. - The 2 poles that have been crossed over have to be erected first...so, fix the pole ends into the pole grommets at each corner of the tent, the poles should form an arch and stand up. You will probably need more than one set of hands to do this. and will need to "wrestle" with it to get it into the arched shape. - Now do the same for each porch pole. - With the help of someone else, you should be able to move the tent around freely to make sure its positioned in the correct place. - Peg down the tent in each corner (dont put all pegs in as you may need to readjust them) maintaining the tents integrity, and keeping the tent taught. - Get the inner tents and peg them to the inside of the outer tent - You may need to make some alterations to the pegs etc at this point to make sure its stable etc. - Peg out the rest of the tent. - Peg out the guide ropes, you probably dont need to peg them all out unless you are either up Everest or its particularly windy. - Get the woman to get the stuff out of the car and in the tent whilst you cook meat.

£1 ?

I onced worked for an angency that supplied trades to SMS when it was being built. Quite often i would go into the half built stadium and sit and have my lunch in the northam.

You'll also be gutted to know that news about us not having a sponsor this seaon was released months ago...

Imagine tuning up a Glasto with that. Evis would soon have you packing and on your merry way.

Thats where I keep seeing him.

Add the "Be good to yourself" range and im totally ****ed....

Hi, Can someone (I'm looking at the woman on here) please explain to me the difference between.. Greek yoghurt Natural yoghurt Fromage Frais Creme Fresh Every time I get asked to buy one of the above, I can never find them and end up buying one of the other by mistake. I then get home and get abused by Mrs Mars for being a retard.... Cheers

Um Qasr has a Q in it, didnt we sign him around the same time as the Skacel transfer was confirmed...

Stevo is looking in the mirror and writing down everything he see's

Luke is a c**t

I dont get those Halifax adverts, what are they trying to say, whats the concept.... confused

The bloke on the left is a c**t

UPDATE: I ended up going with this company http://www.0800repair.com/ as they had a free estimate & call out service. They sent around a very friendly engineer that did a brillaint job, and was very fairly priced. Would strongly recommend him to anyone that has a faulty dishwasher.

If thats the case, then the person I keep seeing must be him.

Tip: Take an extra pair of trousers, In case you get a hole on one.

Right, Over the last few months I keep seeing a Jimmy White look-a-like near regents park road in Shirley. He's always coming out of the same flat, or in the carpark of the block of flats and looks almost identical to Jimmy. At first, i just dismissed it as being someone that looks like him; but, this morning, I saw him again and this time he was getting into a Bentley with CUE in the reg plate. Surely its not the great man himself. Wiki says he lives in Surrey, but maybe he has reason to come down to Southampton. Anyone know if Jimmy has connections to Southampton (other than he's trying to pot a cheeky brown) Cheers

Ditto

Blimey lads...come on. You are arguing the toss over what the suites are called FFS. Prawn sandwich anyone?

PC 1: "Sarge I think weve got him, no hang on this one has a top on..."

I want to buy a new season ticket (not renew) and cant even seem to get to a page where I can choose this option.

Hi, Does anyone know a good (cheap) dishwasher engineer. Our dishwasher has started to leak, and I need someone to look at it. PM me if you know anyone. Cheers

Worth the £3 ?

Nah, apparently she isnt going to shave until Southampton win the world cup...!!! Her football knowledge is shocking.