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Someone I work with has just had the following emailed to him, I thought it would be of interest to some of you.... "As you might know I sponsored one of the banners in town for the JPT Final. On Wednesday my Dad and I went to St Mary's and the Matt Le Tissier suite to pick up the banner, meet a few famous faces and hold the cup. Alan Pardew, Kelvin Davis, Dean Hammond and Rickie Lambert were in attendance. AP spoke of his plans for next year, the fact that we all expect us to romp the league and the new pressure we will be under. He spoke of letting 5 or 6 go and getting new faces in that would compete in the Championship let alone the League One. He spoke about how pre-season this year will be vital and that on day one he will have a team raring to go. He never looked anything other than sure he was staying. He promised me that he would be staying. He mentioned that Rickie was a fat boy when he arrived and ate loads and had a paunch and they had to retrain him to eat better and become an athlete. Must be something about our number 7's. He praised Hammond and said that "He needs to work on his first touch or he won't be in the team". He said "Kelvin is a true Saint. He could have left to go to West Ham and he said NO. Already down as Number 1 next year". Kelvin was such a nice man and I thanked him from all of us for his great performances and his loyalty". I was shocked at how humble Rickie Lambert was. He was quiet, struggled to keep eye contact with me and said he wants at least one more goal to get to 30 league goals this year. He refused to say he was staying but said, "I love it here". Dean Hammond said "I want to play at this club for the rest of my career and end it in the Premiership". The club took all the photos and if I ever get them I will post them up. All in all I managed to get AP to say he was staying which was superb. They all believe they can win the league next year and you could see they had fire in their bellys. Frankly worth £500 sponsorship and I have the banner pride of place on my wall at work. All 6ft high of it "

Keeping deer out of the garden is perhaps one of the worst predicaments a gardener can find themselves facing. There are many deer deterrent and repellent products available, but many gardeners have been trying for years to come up with a homemade solution to this perplexing problem of deer control. One of the best solutions to keeping deer out of the garden is to guide the deer away from the garden. I'll cite an example here. I had a garden not too long ago that seemed to be right in the path of the local deer population. The deer walked this path almost every night and as they were passing by, nibbled any green shoots that were in reach. I knew I had to come up with some kind of control for the deer fast or there simply wouldn't be a harvest from the garden. In checking out the surrounding area in the woods around the garden, I noticed that our neighbor had set out a new salt lick for the deer. The deer seemed to stray from their normal path for this new salt lick. I thought that if I could block off their normal path and set out salt licks quite a ways away from the garden, then maybe the deer would make a new path and bypass the garden on their nightly stroll. Well, this seemed to work well this last year. I'm really confident that it may work in the future, but only time will tell. Some other suggestions for keeping deer out of the garden are listed below: Dogs are considered a top deterrent for keeping deer out of the garden, unless your dog is the type that lays there, raises an eyelid and basically gives anyone permission to travel across your property. Some training could be in order for your pooch, should you decide to go that route. Fencing or netting off your garden can help to deter deer, but this can become costly depending on the size of your garden. Some people have been known to pee, yes pee, around the garden and get successful results. I personally have tried this, very early in the morning, mind you. Had I been caught by my neighbors, they might not have thought highly of the idea. By the way, my results with this strategy failed. There is a product on the market that works off the basis of deer not liking the smell of rotten eggs. So some people have let eggs rot and then placed them around the garden perimeter, with mixed results We have several pet cats around the house. The deer do not approach the area around the house, ever. This is my personal observation, of course. I think it has to do with kitties using the flower beds and that's where the deer like to eat and well, you know. I can understand the deer's point of view there. One reason I guess to have cats in the garden. Growing plants that deer are not particularly fond of can also deter the deer from around your garden. Ivory and Irish Spring soap grated around the garden have also been tried to help deter deer, but the results were also mixed. Coyote Urine, purchased at your local hunting supply, has also had pretty good results in deterring deer. Scare tactics, like throwing rocks, spraying water, running after the deer through the woods like a mad man, yelling out wildly, can clearly convince the deer that you are quite off your rocker, and can possibly deter them until they believe you might be back on your meds. Whatever deer control strategy you decide to use to keep deer out of your garden, please remember that you must change your strategy every so often, as deer will get used to the same things and be right back in the garden, munching on your precious plants. http://www.bluegrassgardens.com/deer-control-in-the-garden.html

You can understand some people preferences... No DSS = concerns over inability to pay rent No pets = smell, hairs No smokers = smell, discolouration of walls etc But to say "no foreigners" has no logical explanation other than xenophobia.

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Would you play Elliott over Lallana

To lightweight for me. Also, we need people who can grow with us, ready for Prem football in a few years. Cant see White fitting in to our little plan.

What the f*ck is going on with Hants this season.... Actually, I know exactly why....its because I cant have more than one decent team in my life. Now that Saints are on the up, Hants will be on the slide.

Im doing the Bornem Death March in August, this info will help loads. thanks PS: Viking, good luck with the HFH walk.

You watch, he'll "come out" within a year.....

So, HMS Gerrard sank ARA General Belgrano, once he had clearance from Commons. Im confused.

Have we sign Skacel yet?

They dont f**k about in Brazil.

My german exchange student came over the night we played them in the semi. The following morning I had to take him to school with me !!!!!

Totally agree about the chronology of it all.... Leckie's antics down under (if you catch my drift) could have done with some indication as to how long they were there for, you would have bought into his depression if you knew he had been there for months etc. From the way it was shot, it seemed as though he met the chick, then moved in with her family the next day !!! Eps 3 & 4 definitely went down the "Thin red line" route by addressing the psychological issues faced by the marines. I must admit, I thought they were a bit weak and the info could have been conveyed in about 20 mins (and not 1 and a half episodes). Especially considering that they have set aside only 10 episodes to tell the story of the whole Pacific campaign At the start of Ep 5 the narrator mentions that "after 4 months of fierce jungle combat in Cape Gloucester", yet all we saw was rain and Leckie ****ing himself so much he had to go to hospital. Hark at me, it sounds as though I’m slagging it off !!! This is actually one of the best TV series I have ever seen, the effects are better than that of BoB but that’s down to 8/9 years of technology advancements in film making. What more can you ask for....guns...bombs...bazookas (in more than one sense of the word!!)..It’s got the lot. Dubai_Phil: Just wait, 30 mins into Ep 5 and it gets medieval....your GF aint seen nothing yet. !!!

Gemma Atkinson. I know this as I have a similar photo, only my head is in between the wangers

Yeah, but its on the Sh1tbox

I originally thought this post was a joke (hence my earlier comment) Are you lot seriously discussing the chances of turbulance on a particular route. Some days will be worse than others, its called weather....

Didnt realise that the 1st Semi was on May 15th. Sorry chaps, we're doooooomed....

Shouldnt this be in the Muppet Show...

To be fair, the kind of parents that are going to be bothered to go and set up their own school, are the kind of parents that DO take an interest in their childs edukashon...

This is going to develop into one of those situations where everyone you speak to was there.... I was there.

If, like me, your birthday is on May 15th, you'll be aware that the last few years havent been too kind to us. - Relegation from the Prem - Losing to Derby in the playoff's - The return of Lowe Have all happened on May 15th..... Now, last year, we had a rest from having to cope with footballing turmoil on our birthdays, but this year I fear a return of "The May 15th Nightmare" Pomp*y win the cup. If this does happen, Im filing for a change of birthday with the government.

Faaarking hell...... That last 20 mins of Ep5 is as good as ANY war film I've ever seen. From the point when the landing craft comes out of the ship.....to the end of the episode is gripping gripping stuff. Im off to watch it again.... To quote one of the Marines from the the start of the episode "It was a nightmare"