Marsdinho

Pull Henry's pants down and do him up the wrong'un...

Who

Has Skacel signed yet????

Although they did lose their 1st game of the season....

The FA Cup winning side of 76?

My Nan worked with Ted Bates at the Folland Aircraft Factory in Hamble.

Both shins my head also hurts...

There's this one as well..

Do you know what channel is showing the game in Dubai. cheers

How do you pronounce "Cortese" Is it... a) Cor-tay-zee b) Cor-tessa c) Cor-tayz d) none of the above (please provide alternative) I honestly dont know, and have heard all three recently. Cheers

Someone get it on a flag, or t-shirts...

NC: Hey Peter, I hear that contrary to popular belief, it has emerged that there is someone at Portsmouth FC who could, in fact, score in a brothel.

If you were that worried about it, you shouldnt have bought tickets for them....

I just think everyone needs to stop panicking and just enjoy the day FFS. I dont think we should live in fear of hundreds of marauding skates rampaging around soton hellbent on raping and pillaging. Sure, there will be a few mongs looking for trouble (on both sides) but if you just make your way to the ground and leave after, you shouldnt get into trouble... Im not saying it will all be roses and, If you are looking for trouble, im sure you will be able to find it. All im saying is DONT PANIC....

You lot are proper sh1tting it...

I want to have his babies....

I thought this was proven not to be the case; instead the high amount of twins was attributed to a genetic anomaly in the region. http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16492-nazi-angel-of-death-not-responsible-for-town-of-twins.html?DCMP=OTC-rss&nsref=online-news

You might want to consider the fact that other posters on this forum may also have connections to the OB. And, whilst they have confirmed that there will be a huge turn out of OB from all over the Hampshire, and that they are expecting disorder, they havent heard of other teams coming down to "join" pompey. So, from my point of view, what you are saying is sensationalist bollix

Can the OP admit that he was talking complete bollix. That has to be one of the most embarrassing posts on here for ages.

Get it...

Redknapp is trying to sign OG from Portsmouth...

OK, I had to cheat and look it up..... "The summit of Mount Everest reaches a higher elevation above sea level, but the summit of Chimborazo is widely reported to be the farthest point from Earth's center despite a possible challenge from Huascarán. Chimborazo is one degree south of the equator and the earth's diameter at the equator is greater than at the latitude of Everest, nearly 28° north, with sea level also elevated. Despite being 2,581 m (8,568 ft) lower in elevation above sea level, it is 6,384.4 km (3,968 mi) from the Earth's center, 2.1 km farther than the summit of Everest."

There may be higher mountains than everest under water, but I would say that the peak of everest is still the furthest point away from earth's core.

Peak XV

Yeah, and Blackadder Goes Forth...