Scudamore

I'm sure Cortese will be insistent on standing over the designers shoulder as he uploads the story yes :roll:

I assumed your missus has to sleep on the sofa when you get a new saints kit in! Need a little alone time with that baby...

That'll be the bit you hold up to your face when snuggling in bed with it won't it?

Sometimes (and by that i mean a lot of the time) less is more my friend. The devil is in the details.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup-2010/teams/england/7166892/Rio-Ferdinand-appointed-England-captain-after-John-Terry-is-stripped-of-armband.html Gerrard is vice captain so he'll get the nod.

We really won't need to shuffle the team though will we? There's six days between the first and second games and five days between the second and third game. That is more than enough time for Ledley to recuperate. Still Steven "Roy of the Rovers" Gerrard being the walking filmscript that he is it should probably mean we'll win the whole thing now!

It says nothing of the sort. By this sort of bizarre logic Jermaine Beckford is better than Wayne Rooney.

Obviously Pardew feels he has the potential to be of that standard.

It's because our left hand side is still p:ss weak isn't it really? If Barry is fit then that's where Gerrard plays. I'd like to have seen Adam Johnson given a chance personally but in absence of that Joe Cole is the obvious choice. He has bags of experience and bags of quality. There's a few player in the squad who haven't had a great season but they're so far and away better than the other options that you have to go with them.

This. But hoping Barry gets fit because i think he's pretty important for England.

It certainly wouldn't stop me watching a football game. Martin O'Neill and Terry Venables are always insightful. It's commentators that are the real problem though...

Say what?

It's taken me a while to understand you mean hanging him out to dry...and not hanging out the back of Mr Cortese. You should perhaps choose your words a little more carefully.

Is he of Jamaican descent then?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/southampton/8268510.stm 40 minutes onwards: "if you tell me is 5 year reasonable...i would say yes" http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/southampton/8565161.stm 3 minutes onwards: "i've been always talking about the five year plan...obviously the five year plan is resolved on the pitch but again finance it involves finances .../... this the five year plan that is approved and fully funded from Markus so today we're running based on that business plan which is obviously based on my judgements and my decisions" so that five year plan is still in place "well yes of course...we have possibly been a bit more spending on the transfer window than initially planned but it's still based on the five year plan and i'm still very much focussed on that plan" -------------------------- The five year plan is the five year plan. It hasn't just been magicked up...

I just damn well said it will. Some people...

Yes and you can pay in installments...

So Stephen Warnock who hasn't played for England for two years gets in? What is that all about?

They are the dogs b::llocks it must be said. I managed to clear the downstairs of one of these in Manchester with a particularly fusty chuff...

Sounds like a Samuel Smith pub to me. Was the beer Alpine?

Mumsy bint. She's an aspirational figure for dull middleclass women up and down the country. You too can use having children as an excuse for getting fat and putting no effort into your looks whilst wearing chunky knitwear and dreaming of owning an AGA. Bet she's sh:t in bed as well.

There's no i in team.

My point is that if it were to appear on those websites then i will start paying attention... As it stands...being told it's subject to a medical (ie. terms agreed) when the man himself said he knew nothing about it just yesterday...well it's all a bit silly isn't it really? Having said that i would cream my jeans if it turned out to be true...

And here are some credible new sources in Portugal: http://www.record.xl.pt/ http://www.abola.pt/