Scudamore

12pm my arse

I think Mourinho being a gobsh:te may well have had more to do with his downfall at Chelsea...

Cortese just wants bums on seats...free flowing football and winning will ensure that he gets that.

Sponge not Stone

Hippopotamus Jockey

Bore off trousers.

I'm also curious as to why the halo has shifted up?

I did think that myself... I was so unconvinced that i didn't even bother posting it. Red on red just looks wrong to me though.

We play them pretty much every pre season without a sniff of trouble.

Peaming Stu

I suspect it's one of those situations where a designer comes up with a range of ideas. And puts in one that he doesn't really like which looks a bit toss. And then the client just goes crazy for it. Either that or it was designed by the bloke who sculpted the first Ted Bates statue. In short i think it looks sh:te.

StuveGrant or StuDent Grant it is then...

Tintin had this idea years ago ffs

I need competent crew for my yacht. Are you a man?

It was widely reported at the time that Mido was taking a low wage. He was playing for a place. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2833928/Mido-signs-for-West-Ham-on-just-1k-a-week.html

Boa Morte's agent must be a f::cking genius...

Actually agreeing with Stanley on this one... Reading this site is not only depressing, it's boring as fook at the moment.

Could this the problem with the programme then? They printed the wrong season ticket prices? Whoops!

When did the season finish?

He's lightweight toss. And Alex Ferguson will tell you exactly what he thinks about the "glue" holding his midfield together by selling him this summer.

Right back really is a problem if Johnson gets injured...

You'd go to the World Cup with three left backs?

No Rickie Lambert

This isn't related to Zola...