Scudamore

Is a shot that hits the bar then bounces down in front of the line but then spins back into the goal considered to be a shot off target?

Not a big fan of conspiracy theories! ;-) Also football players are very stupid people. They don't sit around poring over the table. They just want to win games and get the adoration! And the bimbos and flash cars and all the other trimmings that go with the job.

They're a point behind Leeds and second place. Do you really think the players will be aiming to make their play offs chance easier? Or going hell for leather for second place?

The Forest fans don't have a great deal of time for him apparently...

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ITV: "Something like this has never been done before" Yes...because it is a pretty stupid thing to do. Let's conduct a poll in ten minutes...it's bound to be of substance!

I enjoy having a smoke after my meals. Not so sure i'd ever feel the need to chuck it up a whore after my meal though. Perhaps your opinion could be swayed if i said that Lawrie McMenemy used to enjoy a smoke when he was failing to get us instant success back in the old days. Ah...the old days...

You missed out Dune. He was on MTV Cribs just the other day. Bling to the max. Spinning chromey wheels the full shebango.

Is there a link between body odour and smoking then?!

We should get the Harlem Globetrotters

Thank you mother superior. I suppose you've never had a booze and drugs binge that's resulted in waking up three days later in an alleyway with glass in your shoes and a tattoo of the queen on your arse either? Poor thing.

Playing devil's advocate eh? Silly me. I thought you obviously had issues with the Conservatives is why you really started the thread. Your thread comes across as if smokers should be exempt from using NHS services for any smoking related illnesses is Conservative policy. Just to clear up for anyone who may have come to the same conclusion - here is an excerpt from the Conservative manifesto from which such a ropey thread has been cobbled together.

Indeed. Everyone that smokes is an idiot. Pompous fool.

He'll never come close to match the frustration of Fabrice and his crop circles. Absolute quality signing imo.

I just copied what you'd written there...is it possible to damage your health in a positive way?

And yet drinking booze and eating too much and thus being a lard arse do directly negatively damage your health. Both of which are personal choices. Where exactly do we draw the line here?

Christ you have some "interesting" ideas...please tell me you won't ever be getting into politics!

But Benali was like a Roberto Carlos or Dani Alves type what with all his bombing forward to do overlapping runs! Amazing he didn't score more really. He certainly had the trickery. I've made my point by the way. I'll not be swayed. So i'll leave it at that before ruining your thread...if i haven't already.

Spiderman is a legend. I woz wrong. Sorry everyone.

Still not that fussed. A little research has led me to see Benali took nine years to score a goal (and what a goal) and that Claus took seven years. I'm sure you see my point? Although players are fast tracked to "legend" status these days so this should come as little surprise. We'll be demanding a testimonial for him when he leaves at the end of the season next.

Fingers crossed

Am i the only one that thinks that Morgan scoring his first goal in 70 odd appearances is not really comparable to the other two?

Subscription to Sky television is in the upper echelons of Maslow's hierarchy of sloth it is true

Silk sheets?