Scudamore

Like you "rubbing off" on the home team i kept it brief... I shall be doing some serious training on my calf muscles on this occasion so as not to disappoint you again though. Maybe if i just played up front i wouldn't have to run so much...not that you'd know anything abouth that i'm sure! Good point about the programme though. Would you like to ghost write stevegrant's chairman's notes this time? They were strangely lacking last time. Fortunately Phil had written War and Peace to fill the space.

So let me see if i've got this straight? You want The9. Your left hand man. Your Bally. So essentially left hand Ball...to rub off on the rest of the team and show them some shooting tricks? Thank fook i'm on Phil's team again is all i can say.

You in a taxi with Stevo?

She's only pretending to be asleep...

And you did exactly as anticipated! These insults to my education are not only factually wrong but really quite weak... But to be expected when you know that i've harpooned your paper thin internet persona once again... The way you talk of my education one would think you went to Oxford or Cambridge. And yet you're plainly not very bright. Yet another contradiction in the weird and wonderful world of alpine_saint.

Alpine the walking contradiction. You're so painfully transparent it's unbelievable. Twisting the argument to suit your own needs as ever. Your "need" of course being the need to undermine the current manager of SFC. I always find it interesting to go back to this thread from October last year: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?p=463462#post463462 Amazing how quickly one can change their tune. Or maybe you are just so thick that you change your opinions on Saints based on the last two games form? This was after ten league games after all where we'd got off to a shocker. But now you staunchly believe we should be firing our way into the play-offs off the back of two impressive wins! Now before you try wriggling of the hook using the excuse of "that was before we'd spent a wedge of money on players in January window" please try to remember we'd already signed Lambert, Jaidi, Harding, Papa Waigo and Hammond by this stage so it was pretty obvious the ambition was there and further spending was on the cards Cue "media stoodent" retort or mock indignation...

Grass also requires sunlight to grow my photosynthesis friends...

My dad mentioned it! Being the ignorant fool that i am i didn't know who he was...

My dad mentioned it! Being the ignorant fool that i am i didn't know who he was...

Stu's the Ricky Hatton of SWF

When this fad has been long forgotten about in a few months time and you're still smoking and drinking like a trooper i will laugh at you! :cool:

Sounds like a detox to me. Sounds like a homo idea too.

Detoxes and diets are just faddy bullsh:t ideas created for people that can't be arsed to live a normal healthy lifestyle. There is no quick fix to being healthy. Just eat the right food in the right proportions 6 days out of 7. Lay off the booze midweek. Continue to have a blow out on the Friday or Saturday night. Do lots of speed. And just watch the weight fall off. The liver is a self repairing organ anyway and it certainly doesn't take 40 days to get over a battering. Stop being a queer and have a damn beer.

:-|

Reading out texts on Radio Solent: "If we make the Play offs i'm gonna want to have Pardew's babies" says Mike Hunt *sn:gger*

I don't like the slow version...and i don't like Spurs much either...

Listen, if Wenger wanted him he would have signed him. He would want him being coached to play the Arsenal way...not the League One way. Fact is he didn't. He's the most likely to leave i believe...along with Lallana. But it will not be to Arsenal in a million years.

Scheiderlin to Arsenal?

But how can you slate Lallana for having no end product then big up Schneiderlin a man who has three assists to his name and no goals. Now i'm not slating Schneiderlin and i see the importance of him in the team. But you must see where i'm coming from here?

Why we all feel the need to come up with all these half baked idea i have no idea. I'll take the same team as played at Norwich if Morgan is available please. Crying out for a consistent team and picking the best eleven then insisting on change the second we have our first setback is a little silly if you ask me.

Really? I never knew that. Any other pearls of wisdom for me?

"Statistics"? Why the quotes? They are statistics. And with regards to him fading away...i respectfully disagree. He's not consistent but then he's also only 21. Also quite plainly one of our best players. How you can't see that is beyond me.

Poor old Lallana. Scores more than a goal every three games and still some would have him in the reserves.

What we need is to be capable of beating hod carriers on building sites and farmers on ploughed fields. Then we need to start thinking about the Championship where we'll need to beat mid-level executives in motorway service stations.