Scudamore

It was a joke Gheydays. Loosen up. It is quite plain that the team was better than Conference level. There was however a hell of a lot of work to be done to get us to the position we presently find ourselves. And that list of eleven players you've cobbled together there really does prove it.

I'd like to state that whilst i do have my ticket for the game. It's not really leaving me feeling smug as such.

Well we'd have not got far playing two goalkeepers in the starting eleven for starters... kelvin thomas perry mills gillet james lallana rasiak sagga morgan bart That set of key players you would have us rely on right there was never going to see us going anywhere though was it really?

True...my aspirations for a Europa Cup final place this year were cruelly dashed when i realised we're in League One...

Origami? Folding down a perforated edge?

Wayne Thomas if going to have to take one hell of a pay cut if he wants to stay here.

Well Fred Perry have done all right out of charging £50+ for polo shirts over the years. In fact £24 really isn't all that outrageous for a polo shirt at all. Unless you shop at George? And regards who would want to buy it there are plenty of people that want to show there colours but feel they may look slightly ridiculous wearing a replica football shirt. My dad for example. My only beef with the shirt is the mahussive umbro badge. I support Saints not Umbro. Otherwise i'd consider buying it myself.

I'm quietly confident it'll look the balls actually...hoping for a Ron Davies special

Comedy for Heat Magazine reading women and homos. Vacuous toss... It's no Brittas Empire that much is for sure...

Think i'd opt to use a franking machine to simplify the process personally...

I know we're a little obsessed with Beckham in this country but never thought i'd see a thread dedicated to him leaving the toilet...

Poor Window Cleaner. Nothing but a bucket and a squeegee to call a friend. I'll be your friend WC. We can go bowling or something. Lean on me, when you're not strong And I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on For it won't be long 'Til I'm gonna need Somebody to lean on

Is this racist? Poll please mods....

You want to fine people for being literate?

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/announcement.php?f=5 It's in the forum rules. But i can't talk about it right now...i'm sure they're watching. No rush on the details really...it is 3 months away after all. Would be nice to have it all ready a little earlier than last year though. Say a week in advance.

Bet that isn't Minty fresh...

Infractions... Need i say more?!

oops...

i didn't need a premium account to invite my friends?

P:ss. I forgot place of birth.

Well. Someone like Silversaint really went to town with the following: Yorkshire Plate Final Winners 1998, U11 6-a-side Thirsk Schools Champions 1996, Sowerby Gala 5-a-side tournament Champions 1993,94,95, Under 16s Yorkshire Cup Winners, Goals Student League Winners 2007-2008, Most Valuable Player 2001 U15 School Squad, Thirsk 6th Form Area Champions 2003-2004, D in Food Technology GCSE, BA HONS Leisure Science and Sports Studies. Others like JustMike went for: None And others like ooohTerryHurlock went for: Ginster Eating Pasty Champion, Cub Tea Making Champion, Gold Arrow (two of these are true!)

Right the message has now gone out. Not to magnet or stusdad. Or whoever is replacing Minty. So if anyone can pass these details on that would be great. Cheers

Yes please.

Programme time ladies... I will need the following details: Photo (this will end up being approximately 17mm x 17mm) Username Name DOB Place of birth Height Weight Honours These are the basics. If you have anything else of interest to say i will include it...space allowing. I shall PM my email adress to each of you so you can send me the details. Ahfankyoo