Scudamore

I think the BBC rather revel in the grimey pub atmosphere of the BDO actually. What with employing Bobby George to jangle his jewellery and conducting interviews round what looks like a pub table.

Tim Curry

Jeremy Beadle was more of an ass man. Buster Merryfield.

Brian Connolly

Rafa Benitez

Kip's wife? Home Alone? Was it John Terry?

he was the grandfather i always wanted. bit harsh on my actual grandad you might think. but they both carked it before i was born so is difficult to say. did you know Scarlett Johansson was in Home Alone 3? this was before she acquired the massive cans though.

He was Bobby. And if we're including Bobby's then it's got to be the late great Sir Bobby Robson.

It's not true no. But we were pretty terrible at the start of the season though. Could you ever see this being good enough to gain promotion? Davis, Murty, Thomas, Perry, Harding, James, Wotton, Schneiderlin, Lallana, Paterson, Saganowski. Subs: Bialkowski, Gillett, Holmes, Lancashire, Pulis, Thomson, Gobern. Because i certainly couldn't.

Wrong. Again.

win more and play better? yes very good.

What i want is for you to bore off. Either give me a solution to our apparent woes or shut the f::ck up.

how are you proposing we go about that then?

what exactly are you proposing we do about it then?

i take back my conditional yes vote for your reinstatement on the main board...

Exactly what i was going to say. MGMT but not as good.

waterboy...

Yeah i guess so...was unnecessary stress last year what with people not getting me information til the last minute and printers being a pain in the ass and then having to get into the stands and sell the fudging things. Still i'll just use the template from last years and let them sell themselves this year i think! Allowing me to get my game face on...a cross between Woodgate and Almunia apparently...

I can just imagine the police swooping in on Luker's house for a dawn raid on that one...

The best thing which could have happened would have been to beat Pompey...

I found the quality of rat in Southsea to be of a high standard when on a night out there last year...

Ah f::ck it...i'm in! Worried that i may ruin the occasion of last years...but tempering that with the fact that it really was too much fun to miss out on this time! Things to tick off the list include actually appearing in the team photo this year and being able to last my alotted time without cramping up after five minutes...

Several handball decisions were ignored i'd say...

that would have been interesting!