Scudamore

That's Bender from Futurama...not a homo... http://www.asciimation.co.nz/bender/page4.html

True dat blud

Unlucky! I'd have probably given you a lift as well being the nice chap i am. Unless you were the bad men talking about our "mob" and the "yoof" on the train.

But it's so close to the delightful Boscombe if you want to go for a nice walk down smack alley...

That may have been due to some nobhead throwing themselves in front of a train at Pokesdown. Sitting on the train with a bottle of beer only to find out i had to drive to the f::cking game and forego my matchday drinking did not get the day off to a good start!

Queueing up for the stairs at the ground yesterday when the results were being read out then "Pompey 2 Sunderland...1" boooo...a little downside to the day...then the old man turns to me and says Pompey at home next round then! And lo it was so. Can't wait for this one!

Well the ITV on was like a collage of photos with commentary for me!

I find myself pronouncing certain names in a Dave Merrington style whenever i say them... Beattie and Papa Waigo being two that spring to mind!

Another view of her arse...

Or just a number...

We'll just pay like they do. They'll have gone bust before we have to actually pay.

*sigh*

Difference being i made no claims to having made it up myself...

Is he wearing tights? Tsk.

Just received this in an email entitled "QPR fan has a go on their official website" not sure how that works. But it is spot on! ------------------------------------------------------ I take more pleasure in seeing Chelsea lose than I do in seeing QPR win at the moment. I sat through so many matches when we were absolute dog**** under the likes of Ray Harford and with people like Paul Bruce, Matthew Brazier and Mark Perry in the squad and I never felt like this. The club isn't ours anymore but moreso than that - football is just properly gash these days. I mean really gash. Football generally. I hate nearly everything about it these days.... I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money. It's no more exciting that Nameless **** getting to number 1 in the charts after winning the X-Factor. I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's 17, playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL. I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton, Leeds and Southampton still in business? I hate Frank Lampard's stupid ****ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's tongue is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker. I hate John Terry being England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF. I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully had nothing but pace. I hate Harry ****ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp.. And the Wii. I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer. I hate Garth Crooks. I hate Garth Brooks a lot for that matter. I hate Sky Sports. I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards it's amazing. I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory. I hate Mark Lawrenson for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the back'. I bet you do. I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than pain and disappointment. I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game. I hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I hate that it'll probably be us. I hate Phil Brown. I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers real problems this summer' before EVERY ****ING TOURNAMENT! I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this post than I'll earn this month. I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil. I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop ****ing lingering. I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or Bradford. I hate Leeds. I hate Roy Keane. I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home. I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson. I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos. I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. Gaylords. I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed. I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall. They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They had 2000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. **** me... Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one.

Dunno why but i always imagine this song when Stu starts (yet another) one of these threads: http://open.spotify.com/track/41wSfjVVuwTIXb3SuWvM4c

Must be glitch in the matrix.

My point is those players are not really Premier League standard. They are good Championship players. As is Drew if you really think about it.

No.

Got to say i agree with this. We want to be in the Premier League in 5 years apparently but we all know they want it quicker. So i ask myself is Paterson going to be a Premier League striker in 4 years? And the answer has to be no. I like him a lot but just not sure it fits in with where we're looking to go. The only reason we look at losing players like Matt Mills, Martin Crainie, Best, Blackstock, etc. as a bad thing is because our expectations had dropped so much. If we were still midtable in the Premier League it wouldn't be seen as any great loss quite frankly.

What about Summers? He keeps buying tickets he doesn't even need.

If we sign someone fast at this level it will be of the the speedboat out of control variety i'm afraid... Don't know why people keep on bringing up this whole lack of pace thing to criticise Barnard... He's scored 17 goals this season in a pretty weak team ffs...and he's going cheap...it's a win win situation...

Did this ticket get sold? Was it sold at face value? I think we have a right to know...

There's no ekudos to be had from that

or a flat tyre