Scudamore

Yeah Stu...book an appointment with your doctor...if we're lucky we might get some news some time in the next four weeks!

Lallana or Ramsey? Lallana or Wilshere? In fact when if ever has Wenger signed a player from League One? And a 21 year old to boot? This will NEVER happen

Half way through the season and without the ten point deduction we'd be in the play offs. Meaning we've been just as good as those teams whilst winning one game in ten at the start of the season. We cut out runs like that and i feel pretty confident that we can push on and get fifth or sixth place. And hopefully with the wind in our sails and confidence high and some added quality in the side from this transfer window we'll be in a prime position to win those playoffs. Now in my perfect scenario dirty Leeds without the goals of Beckford will drop like a stone into the play off positions and we'll have the beating of them going into the game mentally having already humiliated them in the JPT final. The game will then play out not disimilar to the game against Norwich this season...with a last minute heartbreak goal for Leeds, scenes of unbridalled joy in the stands from the Saints fans and ultimately a penalty shoot out victory which leaves Leeds fans crying all the way up the M1.

He wears them as pyjamas...what of it?

3 assists and one goal in 22 games is hardly mindblowing stuff from Dyer now is it? In fact looking at it a little closer they may be in 6th presently but they've scored the fewest goals in the Championship this season (21 in 24) so i think it's the defence that deserves the praise...

There'll be plenty more chances to see that this season...

Well you could save yourself some time and go down there for 8 o'clock instead... http://www.bournemouthairport.com/BOHFlightInfo/FlightInfo

I find all the weirdos that come with the whole Elvis package a little off putting

Go as Peter Sutcliffe

Or taking a beating!

MLG you are a plum. It plainly is there on the site. Two no 23's http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/TeamHome/0,,10280,00.html Looks like he's free to leave Forest so can well believe it... http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11688_5762866,00.html

No what you mean.

it seemed pretty obvious to me that Pardew was referring to Ward when he mentioned the player having not doing too well at the moment...

Death by stiff neck eh?

You do know he doesn't actually write those columns? He has a quick chat with a journalist...he fills in the gaps.

Luton

Who is sh:t i believe. Still fits in with The9's criteria (since he's playing in NZ) so looks like we have a winner.

It's Elle Isaac. Mmmmm...

Such as nobbing a WAG http://www.ok.co.uk/food/view/14883/Nicola-T-and-Cassie-Sumner/

Freud was an utter pervert

Fonte. He obviously meant Fonte. Like people mean Svensson when they put Svennson.

He's never claimed to be friends with Fonte. He is friend with the other player. Who in turn is friends with Fonte.

Also known as not putting all your eggs in one basket innit?

All Portugese players are like Pele.