Scudamore

Don Cheadle does a cracking british accent

We will not be getting £6-7m for Adam Lallana. We got £6m for Kenwyne Jones ffs. And i am fully aware of who Fabian Delph is. Being a football fan and having not lived in a cave for the last five years.

Que?

Questions will be asked by Jeremy Paxman on BBC, Phil and Fern on ITV and Ian Wright on Sky.

Forest are a bit short on the ground when it comes to strikers i guess...

i wonder why the echo would print such a story?

They found a live feed on the internet

I'm all for an excuse to mask my alcoholism...

NEVER bet on Saints

1 to post a link to porn

Knitting with yoghurt

But it's not the Dell

Some finance company i've never heard of please

You want me to discuss in a serious manner where Alpine is?

I think you'll find the football club has a direct line to Alpine so they can pick up on his pearls of wisdom... As such this consultancy role must be acknowledged as part of the reason for our recent good run... Three cheers for Alpine! Hip hip...

Daily Echo reporter refusing to leave without a fight?

Haha! No they weren't! One of them led him a right merry dance!

Was funny. Wouldn't have been if we'd lost mind.

I see Carol McGiffin is proud of her body...

Change the coctail stick for a needle and add lashing of vinegar to the party and i think we're there... He'd be twitching more than his live tv appearances of late... Or Harry Redknapp when he sees a brown envelope...

I watched Oldboy the other night. Some f::cked up Korean weirdness. Highly recommended!

Any news on this?

yeah...EVERYONE was having a go at YOU...well done gheydays on always being so right...

I must say i found it a little strange when Robbie Williams urged me (not once...but twice) to "Come on Olly" I mean he's alright in a cheeky chappy essex gimp kind of way...but certainly doesn't excite me that much...