Scudamore

I do yes. I'm sure as sh:t not doing a complete redesign! Righto. I was gonna do that anyway but offering the chance to change your details. I shall take you off the list.

So you have. Humble apologies. Although i'm not entirely sure i needed a photo of you on the crapper to be fair.

yeah..it's a good look... drugs are bad mmmkay kids...

i'll keep em peeled...just what exactly will this stereotypical paedo be doing that will obviously give him away? holding a bag of sweets? driving around with a car full of puppies? stanley you are an utter weirdo. and almost certainly a sex offender of some sort. hope you get caught real soon.

Pps. Seriously Robsk nobody gives a f::ck about your real name...

Right it's name and shame time... ST: magnet (45) CM 30: maddog (45) RB 5: GenevaSaint (45) CB 6: The Flying Finn CM 23: prideofthesouth RB 2: Delmary (45) LM 4: stusdad (45) ST 8: St Hando (45) Let's have your details please. I think all the guys who played last year will tell you there's nothing to fear here. It's all a bit of fun. And it's nice to see ya name in the programme. I'm knocking it all together this weekend so let's not take the p:ss. Just get it over to me.

Ssssh programme selling doesn't take all game. I'll get you your Magners.

It's performance related...

You can sell the programmes if you want?

Yes but why was the "Super Mosque" application turned down?

Loved that. What the hell was Bill Adams doing there exactly? Toblerone feet and no mistake!

Well that's where we need to rely on the scouting network that has been put in place. If we're interested it's not based on one sodding dribble past the jet heeled Lloyd James now is it?

Exactly what i was going to say. You've got to hold and give But do it at the right time You can be slow or fast But you must get to the line They'll always hit you and hurt you Defend and attack Theres only one way to beat them Get round the back Catch me if you can Cos' I'm the England man And what you're looking at Is the master plan

I find it pretty funny that you expect loyalty from anyone other than a fan in football yes. Also it's a squad game for god's sake...competition for spots in the team is healthy.

Always leave them wanting more. They're not gonna shoot their load and give us all the info we want in one go. No. I'd expect the season ticket news first. Then a few of days later will come the kit news.

1) Puncheon is obviously better than a "sporadically pretty good player" 2) Holding out for top wedge doesn't make Calderon a good player. The fact that he's a good player does though.

I like it...just not sure about the collar...

P:ssed and trying to order chinese food...

Luckily this time i'll be playing first half. So instead of running down the line in the half i'm not playing i shall be nursing a beer! Also i've realised that i'm as fit as a butcher's dog (that is on it's last legs) so i'll keep my warm up restricted to pop shots at goal this time i think!

Essien?

Not sure it matters what you wear for the warm up. Will need a different colour top for warming up on the sidelines though of course. Running down the sidelines in a pea coat felt vaguely ridiculous last year.

And no threads about a takeover. I know which i prefer! I'd like to see the original colour scheme for Gecko's badge.

Nobody's biting are they Delldays?