Stripey McStripe Shirt

Basically, unless we're top of the Premier League we are shit and should all be miserable. Got it. I don't think anyone has claimed (apologies if I missed it) that being 4th in the Championship makes us the best team in the world.

Bet you enjoyed our previous promotions 🙄

Charming bunch.

It's relatively early days. We're doing Ok, sitting in 4th. We've already played 7 of the top 10 (and we're one of them) and started the season with a team that had barely ever won a game. Give him a chance. Have faith. Enjoy the season.

Anyone know if Sammy Saint has a specially made shirt or is it just an XXXXXL from the megastore?

KWP in goal tomorrow then?

Erm, bit awkward but isn't this more about us having a complex about them?

If Portsmouth can change the Spinnaker Tower from red to blue, surely this isn't too much to ask. This is an issue that has caused huge embarrassment to the club and city for far too long. We are a laughing stock! https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/oct/02/ancient-tribunal-to-consider-why-lights-on-southampton-bridge-are-blue

I see that Lyon, featuring Dejan Lovren, Cartela-Car and AMN are rooted to the bottom of the french league table at the moment.

Whenever I think of Cameron fucking Jerome, I think of a squealing pig that goes by the name Jerome. Allegedly.

Oh fuck, just realised it's nearly the weekend. I wish it was still only Monday 😔

Finally! This is what the fans want!!

My understanding was that the intricate pitch designs that we seemed to have regularly a few years ago were banned by the Premier League as they weren't compatible with VAR/drawing lines for offside decisions. Does that mean that they are now allowed again. Thinking back, I think there is a direct correlation between St Mary's only having boring striped grass and the team being shit.

And Olly Murs. Don't forget Olly Murs.

Direct quote from the OP article. "The researchers also uncovered ancient wooden tools, including digging sticks. But what excited them most were two pieces of wood found at right angles to each other." Incredible.

Just seen this on the news. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-66846772 Whenever I see news about "exciting" archaeological discoveries I just don't get it. Probably why I've also never been particularly interested in the Indianna Jones movies. Also, Halloween is a crock o' shit.

Cryptic message in Spanish from Carlos Alcaraz after the game last night on Instagram. My Google translate skills tell me it said "The last battle that is lost is the one that is abandoned". Is this a well know phrase?

If you have access to a Sky login you can watch it on the Sky Sports app (not the Sky Go app).

Anyone figured out if it's possible to watch on Sky Go? Can see it anywhere ...?

Does anyone know if this can be watched on Sky Go? From what I understand it's not on one of their actual channels, but instead just on the red button. Not sure if that can be accessed via the Sky app...?

Had everyone already forgotten that made a shit load of passes against Sheffield Wednesday?

Based on the fact that we bought Rickie Lambert for about the same price a year earlier, and eventually sold him for approx £5m(?), surely that is better value?

Have we ever considered getting someone in the Chapel to do this to the players after a loss?

Literally the only thing I tuned if for too. Had gathered all my friends around to watch.

I've voted for 'select all' so that I can return here as Captain Hindsight in about nine months time to tell you I was right and point out how ridiculous all of your opinions are.