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I would put a laughing emoji as it did make laugh but bar the Jay Robinson sentence the rest of it is far from out of the equation with SR. Rasmus is as mad as a box of frogs. 🐸

No chance - huge wages and his agent has already poo pooed it. Agree that he wouldn’t add a great deal - hasn’t scored a free kick for the Hammers, some good early corners but we never get bodies on the box anyway. The opponents or ours. Just a more deluxe Flynn Downes recycler sideways on administration-inducing wages.

Given how long Biden was allowed to stay on by his pathetic party, I have little hope that there will be a bulletin soon that he’s had a severe stroke and cannot continue in office (whether true or not) with an even weaker GOP. People knock our political system but when Truss was bezerk she was dispatched very quickly to apply some limits to the damage. He won’t do his full-term but it’ll take massive civil unrest verging on civil war in year 3 or 4 to finally unseat him/pop him off if he isn’t deceased before that.

The Norway tantrum letter has been confirmed by CBS https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cx2k7gv0znmt 7 year olds have better emotion control and grammar, at least in European countries. Not sure about America anymore.

He won’t be rich for much longer letting Rasmus run riot. Kicked off his own company board seemingly as well.

Or even better, an actual adult manager. You know, like Phillipe Clement at Norwich.

Although 6 points above the drop zone and rock bottom of the form table…. A couple of experienced loans through the spine who can organise, one of them as captain, would at least ensure survival. Their idea of change is to sack Tonda after Fratton mauling and scour the local garden centres and sixth form colleges for an acne-stricken adolescent to hire as manager. The zits and oozing pus would at least put Blackmore off the scent of SR’s bungling during post-match interviews. Essential Criteria - must love XG and possession data and always obey Rasmus Ankerson.

We’d be several points adrift with only Sheff Weds below us by now. Appreciate that the current form is where we’d have landed anyway and relegation looks very likely still without appointing a manager whose balls and voice have dropped. But it wasn’t for that string of victories in November, we’d have been nailed on to join the Owls in L1.

That’s ok for them then, because they will win.

Ben Garner for a start, digging shows clear links between him, Right to Dream Academy in Ghana, and Ankerson. There was a more detailed piece of research done on the Ben Garner thread which made it crystal clear. Sulemana graduated from it as well.

Just that SR are doubling down with Ben Garner, yet more analysts arriving, the formation and style of play is intransigent (as well as glacial). I’d say Rasmus has got unchallenged control of the SR asylum and Spors is helping rather than challenging him. In a way, if the rate of decline accelerates towards and over the cliff edge towards League 1, at least the rebuilding post-SR can happen quicker too as Dragan sells at a knock down rate and jumps out of the cab Rasmus has been steering.

Well, he promised it (if you’re referring to Will Still) but didn’t deliver on it, or at least didn’t drive the core of Martin players to do so. Should have dropped them, squad big enough to do so. 21at in the Champ. If you’re referring to Ivan Juric, the bloke never had an earthly chance.

Going to get quite a bit worse I suspect.

Dreadful attitude too. The most direct thing he’s done all season was told a supporter to fuck off.

Southampton Football Club is providing far more entertainment and humour with the ineptitude and fuck ups from Ankerson, Spors and Tonda off the pitch than on, where watching is like being anaesthetised. The Manager is analyst with no practical football experience, so are 99% of the people around him. I know, we’ll hire another analyst. Great…

But he’s the leader, he’s the leader of the gang. Come on, Come on, Come on….

It probably is Hoey but it would be like the Lib Dem’s claiming Heseltine, knowing that he’s been voting for them since Boris took the leadership and was expelled from their party for it. For Farage to claim any sort of scoop on that is desperate indeed and shows the fear that he’s let far too many recycled and failed Tories in his boat, and it’s sprung a bad leak.

Kuenssberg has been drinking the Boomerade for a while but still not a patch on their PR Officer, Chris Mason. When you look under the Political Views section, it’s a wonder she didn’t move to Farage over years ago when she wasn’t an absolute has been because she makes him look like Ken Livingstone https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Hoey She’d have hated Cameron’s Tory Party with the social liberal agenda although didn’t mind Corbyn’s anti-semitism. Tried to cosy up to Boris over the Olympics - he’s an unpleasant bigot as well. The section below that also details some unpleasant homophobia.

There’s a lot of 2026 contract expiries in the squad so there will be a fair bit of turnover potentially organically. Manning, Wood and Downes are three worst apples I suspect.

Should get some reaction from the visiting Blades if so…

Agree with all of that, except it just won’t affect me in the slightest when the skates hammer us, because what Pellegrino and Reed started diluting has become full scale agnosticism about Southampton Football Club under SR. I’ll probably laugh when I see the result mid-afternoon 🤭 Receiving WUM texts from fans of other clubs will be quite boring 🥱 😴 . Rather like SR’s brand of sideways annd backwards that finally killed it off for me. Owners, management and players who don’t care full stop - and the fanbase is weary and apathetic (not surprisingly). Even in 08/09 there were still some fun moments amongst the turmoil and Lowe’s chaos, but just nothing this season and last. It’s like having an anaesthetic.

🎵 Chim Chimeney, Chim Chimeney, Chim Chim Cheroo Oh Sports Republic We Fucking Hate You 🎵

The boy Streeting is doing well https://www.pharmacy.biz/nhs-waiting-list-for-november-lowest-in-15-years/

He fits Reform’s defector criteria though to a T https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Rosindell 1 Tory for the Reform Conservatives/ERG recycling centre 2 Boomer 3 Flag Shagger 4 Monday Club member (hard right Tory group in Parliament which hosted the NF and BNP frequently at their meetings) 5 Expenses corruption As a nice little bonus to give Soggy excitement, he was also registered for one of Tommy Robinson’s platforms

‘Putting Egos aside’ - about as obvious a reference to Rasmus Ankerson as you could get.