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so does anyone have any reason to purchase the skates, at all? other than corps 'we were available at the time'... they are about 20-25 years behind us in an infrastrucural sense... and how the f*ck are a club averaging 13k gates going to ever be able to finance even a flat pack stadium at £100 million, let alone the Harbourdrome Arena at £500-700 million? PMSL And my favorites: PMSL

Massively ungrateful to the point I must ask, are you Trolling? For me, in the three posts highlighted above, you have demonstrated that you are just a nasty, selfish, self indulgent, deluded, silly little boy who has no respect for the education system or those that strive just to be a part of it. Mummy and Daddy must be extremely disappointed by you and your 'drop out' mentality... of course they will stick by you, but when telling their piers what you are up to, they will look down with an element of shame, and possibly some deep breathing. At one point your saying you get jobs thrown at you, that you are a no it all... in your next breath you are saying you have achieved the lowest grading catagory around consisitenly since your time on this course. To me that suggests you are simply not cut out for it, you dont have the natural drive to see a challenge through and the mental capacity aint quite as great as your pigeon chesting would suggest. You have denied a student a place on your current course, and you are failing miserably too... I have no doubt that you will do the same to somebody in your radio school. People can run decent radio stations out of there bedrooms these days, without a qualification. You will get f*cking destroyed in the real world, forget your little waitressing jobs... quitters dont last a minute in the free market and you wont have your tutors, mummy or daddy either to comfort your delicate little mind or pick up your dummy after you. Disgraceful attitude.

Nothing, just one great big bag full of big mother f*cking liabilities! Nottarf valued @ £7m = PMSL... £100k and a toilet just to get it open this season No no its ok, Tesco want to put a new supermarket there, but squeeze a brand new nottarf in too! Sorry, but the land aint big enough for the both of you!... and supermarkets on portsea are as squeezed as the skates 'potential'. tesco on portsea = squeezed by the tescos already on commercial road, asda less than 1/2 a mile from nottarf, morrisons just up the eastern road, waitrose in southsea, all of the top of my head... and thats before we consider the farmfoods and icelands of this world. skates = Brighton to the east, Saints/Bompey/Reading to the west, London to the north! what with that gigantic brand new Tescos at paulsgrove, I struggle to see why they want to move to nottarf. I think someone will develop the land once the skates have packed up the horses and carts and set off for Moneyfields, however it is more likely to be a leisure centre or a mall type complex. Lets not forget the skates/hong kong loan shark/russian mafia dont actually own anything past the perimeter of the arena, gadymack owns the lot of it and he aint just gonna hand it over if, as corp believes, Tescos are ready and waiting to pump millions at the skates...! PMSL, and you can forget about your 'localism bill', that would make it easier to demolish nottarf not harder!

Absolutely, I think it is disgusting when students drop out. On my first degree we had drop outs in the first two weeks, first two months and a couple more over the first year... the course was very over-subscribed and people couldnt get a place, just so that these idiots could kick about at uni for a little while and then bugger off... those that didnt get a place may have had to sit on their arse for an entire year because of these selfish b*stards. During my postgrad the exact same thing happened, albeit only a couple of dropouts, however it was just as infuriating becasue this lot had already been through an entire degree (should know better), and had once again taken somebody elses place on an oversubscribed course. Bracelet boy: dropping out would be a phenomenal error of judgement and as others have said could really grate you in the future. Finish the degree, at least in your final year you can design your final projects/dissertations around subjects you genuinely enjoy/interested in... if as stated 40% now have a degree, dont be in the 60% at the back of the line... make sure you have a 2:1 as a 2:2 with no relevant experience could potentially have a negative impact (as soooo many have tutus)... You have your entire life to build a career... think how difficult it would be to return to full time education as an adult, potentially with dependants/responsibilities etc... think of the cost implications of the new education-mortgage/tuition-fee scheme... you ungrateful little b*st*rd!.. what I would give to do it all again!

Its quite staggering really, that by the time the skates should begin servicing the CVA, ie; paying a single penny towards the CVA in 2012, it will have been two years since the club became the first PL club in Footballing history to fall into administration! If I ever tell somebody that the skates are yet to pay a penny towards the CVA, people are normally very surprised to hear it and most assume that everything has been sorted, 20p in the £ etc... perhaps we need to start raising this issue some more, 2x sets of owners in charge since AAs CVA was signed off and yet no-one is paying it off, that should raise some eyebrows. They will be exposed again, and we need to do everything in our power to help raise awareness.

Great news about saggy and the Serbian mobster, looks like the FBI did HMRC a favour by tipping them off about mandys 'business' over there. A big step towards justice... Saggy has years and years of this kind of corruption but it seems he's gonna be caught out on a couple of specific bungs. It would be great if they could finally nail some irregular betting patterns on him, in particular his exit from saints back to the skates and Milan - wasn't it £16m traded? I wonder how Volermort getting along in his new role, has he found the toilet? A good display of Viking Saints at Woking beer ex yesterday, they were well recieved by the masses and the lack of blue was there for all to see. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2060821/After-Walcott-Bale-Oxlade-Chamberlain-Southampton-aiming-create-new-golden-generation-England.html Exciting article in the daily heil, does the Russian mafia have 21 years and a £3m P.A investment for the 'academy' they keep saying they will build set aside in the budget?

Corp, regarding the companies registry... you have a PM. Why are they fuming? Highest spenders in the league two seasons running, billionaire owners who are not the Russian mafia, whose father was not gunned down in Russia.... F*ck of Voldermort, your a nobody and no body likes you... even Kitson earns 20x your wage and hes just a ginger c*nt PMSL Tal, PMSL It will be interesting to see how the bestest fanzz in the whole wurld will respond to this chap... he clearly cant be that sharp to walk into this lot... unless some of Vlads boys went to visit him and Hodgson, calmly placed their revolvers on the table and made the derisory offer, which aint so derisory when the only alternative is a life of hiding from the mafia

Agree 100%, that is the worst type of 'fan', and utterly clueless... its when they mug off the lower leagues which really irritates me, they dont have a clue... at the local recently a non football fan was asking why we all chose our clubs, mine was pretty straightforward... but f*ck me, when the chelsea fan came out with... "well, my favourite colour is blue" it was a real face palm moment and i no longer consider anything he says worthy of my attention - ****ing plastic JCL ****. The other excuse of 'well all my family supports Spurs, so I chose Arsenal just to annoy them' lame excuse and you can see the vacant, pathetic look in their eyes when they see themselves for what they are... in a strange way the last 5-6-7 years has taught me alot about the game, spending time in league one with the proper supporters, sure we have some who rock up for the 'big name' teams but as other have said,they still come to support the Saints so its all good in my opinion Real Football, Real Fans

If he has snitched on everyone, including himself as part of his deal then yes the club could be up to their neck in it... seems strange though cause storrie is just as corrupt as the rest of them, highlighted by him handing fantasy squad valuations to judges during the winding up proceedings... however if he has had enough and wants to protect his family, you never know... i believe saggy and milans cases are personal tax evasion so will not impact on the skates, but if storrie is found guilty but not senteced (for turning queens) then a points deduction could be Voldermorts first surprise at nottarf! If storrie lays a points deduction at the russian mafias door, he better be careful. Bless, first he was up until 3am with his bizzare child mailer anecdote, now hes spent all afternoon putting his latest case forward - i dismiss it outright, no comparison at all... we have a fantastic infrastructure and supporter base, we have significant value! Mind you, the trolling has really put some life back into this magnificent thread... i will see if i can get any news from the SOCA (serious organised crime agency) over the weekend... hopefully il see my well placed source, whom i see socially every two weeks or so. I 4-1 would like to see Rallyboys comments on our resident skates recent behaviour

Matches up with various theories on here, we heard months ago that Storrie was 'turning Queens evidence'... it even backs up Corp Ho, as he was merely passing on info from his well placed POL mod, whom he reads socially every two weeks. Welcome Voldermort, welcome to being TBH's chicken feed, he has earned more today so far than you will for the next week... a couple of things Voldermort: “Portsmouth have fantastic traditions and the supporters are renowned throughout the football world for being very loud and getting behind the team." You will be severely disappointed Voldy, the gates are crumbling faster than the ground and as Doobi Phil mooted, that atmosphere was just the Premier League/Henry style Football Watchers - not skate fans... they bleat about there 'bestest'ness but it is a myth, im sorry you have been conned, it is just TCWTB... “A few years ago Portsmouth were a successful Premier League club. I would like to think I can help the people at the football club achieve that again.” So you are going to spend bonkers money that belongs to other people, evade tax and steal from childrens cancer charities? You will fit in fine then and I can see why the Russian mafia were so keen to bring you in...

Thank you James for delivering a fantastic article about this magnificent football club. We have got a very hard-working honest group of professionals in the building and its great to recieve recognition for that. Since I've been in the building we have worked together as one and that is what is important. Listen, A house divided amongst itself cannot stand. We are taking care of business but make no doubt about it, you've got to believe to achieve. It is a long season, but we are fit, healthy, together as one and looking forward to it. Crisp led for a long period of time and Red Rum came with a great run at the very end and pipped him to the post, so we have to stay focused on our game. We'll keep chipping away and the lads are taking care of business. It's about winning football matches - it's as simple as that.

I agree, no idea who these people are really, liberals, stoodents, unemployed etc... but if the world just accepts the world for what we have we could all find ourselves in a very bad place... I think it is important that there is an vocal element prepared to make noise and ask the pertinent questions... governments and markets need to be held to account and as we have seen with our banking system recently, accountability and social responsibility were exchanged for greed and dividends... so I think it is right that people are out there challenging the systems and powerhouses I get the point the old guard try and make, but I guess ultimately it shows how we have developed so much in the west since ''back in my day'' and yes, where did this attitude from the new generations come from eh?!

PMSL, fair play for him taking the opportunity to pounce, however it was quite obvious to me when reading it that it was a one off typo, with two letters very close to the keyboard... pfc123s capitalised PRINCIPAL cock up, twice, was highly amusing and even more so that he came out with his bizzare response at 3am (3x hours after being mugged off). Our resident skates have really left themselves wide open over the last phew days, with corp mixing up his land registry with the company registry, and pfc123 confirming he dosent have the slightest clue what 'principles' mean... this is no surpirse as it is like a disease down that way, spreading from the doors of nottarf and emanating across portsea, the distinct lack of principles is there for all to see. As for the laughable comparisons, I dont think we need to go over this one again, and Doobai Phil has kindly pointed out the financials to blow that bonkers argument out of the water... for the record, I was ashamed that our club went into administration but also so proud to see the city rally together, doing what we could to support the club, personified by our local businessman ex director Leon Crouch making a substantial personal investment to enable the club to continue trading, paying our taxes, paying our staff et al... sure it can be argued Leon was part of the cause of our decline, but at least a company director acted with such honour. and for that matter, fair play to Rupert for trying to slash the costs, wiping millions in just one year off of our debts, thats a morally and ethically decent honest approach (even if he had a vested interest as a shareholder)... but again, we should not be drawn into this, this magnificent thread is about the painful decline of the skates! As a taxpayer, I want blood here, this club forced the closure of an entire unit of QA hospital due to its robbery of the public purse, I dread to think how many lives have been lost as a result of the skates £37m defaulting - and thats before the 6-year criminal investigation into Redknapp, Milan and Peter... and not even considering the blood money of the child-mailer Dirty skates, you are out of your depth here, we have a greater understanding of your terminally ill club than you ever will... as for Corp "obviously spends a lot of time researching his evidence"... PMSL

That is very decent of you and I follow your kind sentiments. At times like these it is important we all rally together and fight this sleazy scum bag Jonny_Saint. The buyer has contacted the small claims court, and his sister has been playing a role of diplomacy with the slimeball to keep communications up to date and to also lull him into a false sense of security. I believe the police will soon be visiting Jonny_Saint during a dawn raid under operation 'creep' which is a joint constabulary venture to crack down on fraud, misrepresentation and the sale of goods under deception. Watch your back Jonny, theyre coming for you and its going to turn very nasty for you, and about time too.

Im not sure if I can be bothered at all anymore... leaving home at 9am to train it to soton, to get on a bus at 11, to get off the bus about 4, to get back home for a beer for 6pm!.. oh and theres 90 minutes of footy in between! Think I will just go find a decent large pub in southampton city centre, enjoy some good beers, watch the game in HD, celebrate my freedom of movement etc... Does anyone know of any 'restrictions' on Southampton pubs... or are they all open as usual? Sigh

PMSL! Chinny still owns the freehold sonny... the russian mafia have just re-mortgaged the ****er up to its eyeballs... and im sorry but that document has been manufactured - it'll cost you a score but you can then see it all for yourself. I have never been on POL I dont think, the only one ive found is one that pops up on newsnow, some kind of 'fanzone' or something with a lot of deluded guff from some mug called mike hall. I struggle to get tickets to saints away games as they keep selling out... selling like ****ing hot cakes! to top it all off you had an additional 2k thousand military and navy at nottarf on saturday... I dont think you had enough walk up supporters to even cover Voldermorts 2k PW wage, regardless of TBH or the new toilet... and you can kiss your hot water goodbye!

TCWTB - The Pompey mascot, the Pride of Pompey, the Symbol of Pompey No wonder he stinks of pee, and pee'd on our stadium - he knows no better as they dont have a toilet yet at Nottarf Krap... but when they do, they will be the proudedst bestest fans in the land and eternally grateful for the health and safety board for forcing the russian mafia to install a toilet... massive, simply massive And whats all this undeveloped giant all about and the 30k fantasy? This picture gets me everytime, mostly because the game is in play - it dosent get much better than this! Any inside info from the mods on POL Corporate? Y'know, the well placed sources whom you see socially every two weeks! Well done to the skate trolls for firing up the thread whilst we await the appointment of this Voldermort chap (but gents, stop biting, this is our thread!), I wonder how much it will grate him when he discovers TBH earns 2.5x his weekly wage in a day, PMSL Dubov 'we want to be a proper club'

You have failed to achieve necessary attendance figures for the club to break even...again Will this impact on the plans for installation of a toilet for the arena?

He is a disgusting human being and a pathetic excuse of a man. A slimeball of the highest order. I have spoken to the buyer and provided him with some legal advice, he isn't of sound mind and as you can imagine falling for jonnys scam has exacerbated this. On the buyers behalf I will be speaking to the police this afternoon and I will not rest until jonny is behind bars.... Justice must be served

Sorry chap but you dont get out of it that easy! I also pointed out that your ebay account is linked to your paypal account and as such to your bank billing address - sorry to p*ss on your chips, but he will be able to track you down with absolute ease... I recommended going through the eBay dispute and resolution centres as they can and will disclose the necessary information to track you down... your biggest mistake here was doing the con through eBay! So, like I said, keep one eye open at night Mr Lewis, cause if he is a wierd/nuts/cracked up as you suggest, he could well be scheming a cruel and unpleasant fate for you... when I mentioned vigilante justice to the buyer I joking pointed out Halloween & bonfire night is a cracking time to go out dressed up as a serial killer or burn a corpse! He's coming for you, He's coming for yoooouuuu, You Dirty Car Dealer He's coming for you!

Agree with this, fantastic! Jonny (aka 'arry), seems you are one corrupt mother f*cker so I would once again suggest you use my previously mentioned strategy. You are a dirty skate f*cking sleazeball and you should be hanged for this, no lesser punishment will suffice, you have failed to show respect and honour to your fellow crack head therefore you deserve to die... it is tough justice but it is essential justice and you could spin it to your family that you are a martyr and a symbol of why it is wrong to be a bent corrupt c*nt of a car dealer. I would keep one eye open at night from now on fella, I sense vigilante justice is on its way. In the interests of justice, respect and honour I had a look at the listing number provided in page one of this thread, tracked your feedback and located the buyer - I have passed on the details of this thread to him (dont need to be registered SWF to view the lounge), so he can have a little more detail on the classic hoodwink scam he has fallen for. Whilst I stated clearly to him I do not endorse or encourage vigilante justice, I also stated vigilante justice is exactly the route I would go down and then I wished the crack head all the best in his quest for justice. I sincerely hope this is of help to you.

If he does not sign the form, report it as stolen... tip off the police, tell them you have 'spotted' the car at whereever the crack head is = you keep the cash and you can re-sell the car, and the man gets some free re-habilitation in jail.

On a completely unrelated note, I read the Storrieteller had turned queens evidence - which might have been beneficial to him... mind you, he blatantly lied to the courts during the winding up proceedings on numerous occasions, so who knows. A genuine shame for football if they wriggle out of all this, as the game will continue to embrace corruption in the way pompey have (and continue to do so)...

Were all singing along as Nigel drives the bus... he's taking the p*ss, he's taking the p******sssss, Stevie De Ridder, he's taking the p*ss,

That is awesome, almost as if its a spoof sketch. HO HO HO, yes they are, you daft skate c*nt!