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Maybe we can offer this 'starlet' some refuge, if our lot think he is worth bothering with that is.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/generalelection/general-election-2015-labour-will-toughen-hate-crimes-legislation-surrounding-islamophobia-10203918.html Shame on you Ed.

I had a Spurs landlord kicking off about this earlier, he fell off his stool shortly afterwards and didnt make a claim, fairplay!

LOL, that really is a piece! PMSL

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/holloway-is-top-choice-for-pompey-job-1-6701554 Holloway would be plenty of LOLs, f'sure!

As hilarious as all of that is... take a moment to PYSL at this: LOL, not even in sight, forever in the shadow of a Tesco Express. Robinson will be delighted no doubt (£££), and I 4 - 1 hope the tarmac and guttering renovations is worth it!

Beautiful.

IIRC, truck loads of cash went through the bookmakers when 'arry categorically ruled himself out of a return to fatpipes for round two. Perhaps champagne iain is under 'arrys consultation as they plot round three, getting the odds up whilst gambling the guttering repair monies from the tesco swindle?

Not safe for those with hangovers, the bestest in tinpottery:

Great reading on POL at the moment, aside from all the infighting, theft and scandal amongst the PDT. They want government funding for the new megadrome. They want to saddle the club with debt and mortgages as an alternative.. They fancy taking over the B&Q across the road and building a new 40k stadium.... They also keep banging on about rotating the ground, buying up all the surrounding houses, demolishing and rebuilding fatpipes..... Although it is amusing that some finally are accepting the damming words from the CEO that the "grand old lady" really is a crumbling wreck with fat seeping through the walls of Champagne Iains private bar...... I told them many times Moneyfields is where their future lies!

I like it.

I'm not old or bald enough to do a Turkish, let alone my total lack of pedigree in selling stationary. It will be damaging to your 'rep' - be warned.

I look forward to seeing you all at the Farmhouse prior to the game this evening. To make things interesting, Im going to select a SWF poster and pretend I am them.

'arrys in your neck of the woods, not sure if rosie travelled though..

Mcinnes was looking rather glum at the end!

Nicely done there Rallyboy. If anything can sum up the vast, vast differences between us and the skates, it has to be the training facilities and infrastructure. They really are a generation behind now, as they scramble for unemployed youths to paint the fences around the portacabin on the rented greenland, Brighton press on with the development of their "American Express Elite Football Performance Centre", and Saints announce that they have only just completed phase one of their development: My sympathies to another bankrupted victim of the skates, always came across as one of the better ones.

You should write poetry, that was just lovely. Riddle is actually some sort of elected member of the trust/PDT. Its really funny watching him battling his way through that thread, shattering his own and the trusts credibility. His role in the Tesco development? He is assisting in landlocking his club and banishing fatpipes out of site forever... free of charge!

[quote name=riddle The legal agreement between PEL and PFC has been finalised and is currently being given a final check through. Once everyone is happy, the land swap will occur and the club will get the cash sum (and hopefully will be able to say how much it is).[/quote] What does finalised mean in portsea?

Thank you for posting your story, it sounds like you had a fantastic day!

f*ck me

Apparently that is what constitutes an upbeat mood at fatpipes these days!

The early stages of a breakaway PL?

LOL, great thread! Many times have I heard the comment passed from adult to child, "you cheeky little monkey" is this term exclusively available to white children only?

Remarkable work Agent Connolly. Ah yes, the era of transparency and engagement. So stop your whining! We all knew it would end up with the Agent only actually playing for about 10-20% of the duration of his contract. Most of the rest of the article is purely speculative defamation of his character, along with a number of presumptions about the beliefs of others, as at no point does factless actually try and provide a basis of credibility by publishing his sources. Mind you, these baseless rants certainly have a few LOL moments Priceless, well done Agent Connolly!

"I can’t imagine anyone not wanting to take that, bottle it, and use that passion." That for me, even amongst europes finest used car salesman, is right up there with the bestest of bestest quotes. LOL