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Oh FFS.

If Osvaldo wants to stay he will. The club, Poch and the players will give him another chance if shows genuine remorse and puts it in for the remainder of the season. If he wants to go he'll act like a sulky **** and we'll move him on.

http://www.pompeytrust.com/index.php?option=com_rokdownloads&view=file&task=download&id=177:pcfc-sep-13-pst-report-230913website

This is an early contender for funniest post of the year.

If he does stay, I agree with Hatch.

How much?

The Sheriff of Nottingham.

I'd agree with this. He was decent last year, and I was very surprised he found himself behind Hooiveld as backup.

You are advocating capital punishment for Suarez?

To a point it is down to Osvaldo. If he mans up, apologises to Fonte and shows contrition I am sure the boys will give him a chance. if he acts like a sulky ****** he'll be off quick smart.

He is damaged good right now and we will have our pants pulled down if we look desperate to sell. We'd be better to loan him out for the remainder of the season and pray he has a good World Cup to raise his value. Suggest we need a striker as priority.

All shareholders are equal, although some are more equal than others.

Lovren will be out for the season by Saturday at this rate.

Cool, just seen it taken as fact by many on here and in the press.

Out of interest, why do we all think Cortese worked his notice? A number of things fuel my suspicion that he tendered his resignation and he is now tending his garden. 1. The news didn't leak, even to the players or manager. 2. It happened at a really weird time, why take a holiday and come back for a day? 3. We had no replacement lined up. Working in the staffing industry, I call bull****.

I am afraid the cheeky scamp isn't allowed to buy a share. page 10 Nutjobs. http://www.communitypompey.co.uk/files/PST-Prospectus.pdf Wouldn't imagine that will stop them from accepting his money though. Same old Pompey.....

Scott Gemmill

Paul Smith is an ex Sun and Mirror football correspondent. http://www.sportsjournalists.co.uk/other-bodies/football-writers/sun-signs-up-paul-smith-for-sunday-football-duty/ Mick Williams is a Pompey President and Colin Farmery is their PR consultant (yes, he really is)

@Smudge1962: @mickwill You talking about me Williams? If you have something to say, say it to my face. Do you think money buys you some kind of status @Smudge1962: @mickwill What you know about football I could put on the back of a postage stamp. Hide behind your wife you prat @Smudge1962: @mickwill@colinfarmery Why don't you deploy a few more thugs to try and threaten me Mick. Water off a ducks back. @Smudge1962: @mickwill @colinfarmery Ultimately you and the boards inept decision making will be the death of this great football club. @ourstodestroy

May I suggest a quick review of @smudge1962 timeline for an interesting evening Nutjobs.

Cork's words hardly PR. He said them live post match.

Not really bizarre, had been discussed on this thread prior and I am sure many will compare him with the other candidates.

Nope.

Please stop starting these utterly random threads.

You are not very funny.