We've had some half priced owner twice
And miles and miles of empty turnstiles
Dodgies, bank freeze and Bad Company LP's
Poor games, toilet chains, buyers names
Had some grief
Found Avram Grant tracksuit
From a thief in Hortons Heath, Heath, Heath,
Heath, Heath, Heath, Heath, Heath
No income tax, no VAT
No Mahwhinney, no penalty
Jan or Feb, skint and broke
We'll only cut prices for Pulis' Stoke
Good bye Fratton Park
Viva Tescos Extra
Long live Moneyfields
C'est magnifique cheating Skate
Magnifique Takeover Thread