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Nothing on Blayney.

For those who havn't seen.

Goals from open play? That's so last season darlingz.

No. I get that. But what kind of sparring where they undertaking? Were Swords part of the agenda?

Any respect I had for that man is gone. Seriously, what the hell was he doing to sustain that injury? Sparring!? Really?

Looking forward to Mark Lawrenson having to offer choking praise. That'll be worth an entire season's worth of dross from him.

Our depth in midfield really told in the second half. Ward-Prowse, Cork and S. Davis all used to help us smother the scousers. Fantastic to see them used to great effect.

How very un-Saints. More shots, more shots on target..... less possession!!

Get. the. f**k. in!!!

Jesus, when Matt cries 'goal' he does sound like Merson!!!

60 seconds......

Relax. We've won this. Good god be right Col......

Merson: 'Southampton have been very, very comfortable.' Dizzy heights!! Just hope we hold on.

A vast improvement. Brought in that key feature from Android (flick the screen to access wifi/bluetooth) that was sorely needed. Looks nice and contemporary, glad it's no longer quite so 'skeuomorphic.'

That Barrance bloke has nothing on Don Nicola.

Who's on the undercard?

We seem to be going for an almost Skate-esque approach of throw enough b*llsh*t around until some of it sticks!!! These consistent stream of grand words do seem rather fanciful to say the least right now.

A friend of mine swore that he was going to Bolton. Reading is become a Saints old boys club at this rate!

I believe that Luke is a by far better player then Buttner, even now, let alone as he grows further. It wouldn't be a good replacement for me.

Just shows that the offers are there for Billy if he wants them.

Stulti, stolidi et Troglodytae Or, a slightly more thoughtful one: Variatio in themate

Only if we can find someone of at least immediately comparable calibre willing to join. Good to see that some newspapers (if you can call the Daily Star something that reports 'news') are picking up that we do not need to sell.

For those who have just upgraded to the new iOS, what are the impressions? Looks good to me, and delighted that at last I can access bluetooth/wifi/aircraft mode settings with just one swipe. A glaring omission that had been present on my S3 that has now been rectified. It looks contemporary and up to date, sadly my work calendar no longer syncs with it. Hopefully our central IT in Germany can find a work around. There will be further tricks to find i'm sure.

I would take 0-0 as a terrible result. Any result with a '0' in the away column will be unacceptable. We need to start taking the chances we create, Liverpool will be attacking us at home and will leave gaps as a result. A score draw, acceptable. A win.... well, naturally. A goalless draw will however just further highlight the issues we are currently having in front of goal and show we have not made progress in solving them.

#spoilers# And says it just seconds after it is 'proven' to have been effective. Not that it's explicitly shown to be the correct target. I fear the satire may be a little too subtle.