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I'm starting to believe, which is dangerous. 2nd.

Nothing worse then cheap clippers. My hair is horribly thick so it can clog a cheaper set. Let me tell you when that happens it F**KING HURTS!!!!

Good point! I need to change that.

£9, straight in, straight out, no awkward bullsh*t chit-chat.

As this game involves a mere taxi ride to the stadium and a lot of pub time, yes, i'm in.

So the pre-emptive work that is helping to develop a vacine against a deadly disease may actually innadvertently cause the spread of the thing in the first place if managed improperly. I hope the company behind this havn't seen Mission Impossible 2.

Well, seems quite emphatic.

Just submitted one from Kings' Worthy at the weekend. Some BMW W*nker partially blocking the entrance into my Dad's appartment block car park.

No, he says "Gud with Fud."

Telemarketers. Yes, they are just doing their jobs but no, I don't want your products on principle now... if I want something I will come to you, keep bugging me and I will blacklist you.

Millwall.

Nonetheless there is a difference between the two insults even though they are absolutely cheap, surely? Insults are something the transcend intelligence, no matter how high brow there will be an ignorant/emotional root.

Ok, take the level of intelligence out of it. What if there are two insults, one racial and one based purely on non-racial personal observation. What is the more vulgar?

Left winger non? Move Lallana to the Right?

Based on my understanding, that would fit our current wage 'structure.'

I hope this doesn't descend into anything bad because this is a genuinely interesting question. Personally, I feel that due to the historic precidents of racism/slavery etc any racial insult will always carry more weight/controversy then a personal insult. I am however from a generation/background that has never felt or expressed any racism directly and I have often asked the question, If I get called a "white b*stard" is that racist or just an observation based on my current behaviour and obvious ethnicity? Obviously though, past oppression and historic trends make that point moot. But I hope we are getting to the point eventually where race is genuinely not an issue. It is happening, but very slowly.

Contract terminated due to him not being paid. 6 goals in 10 appearances at Forest on loan last year isn't too bad. I wouldn't dismiss him out of hand, the only question I would have is on his attitude. We don't want to be employing anyone who would disrupt the dressing room.

Oh. My. God. Good lad!

[h=6]Just 16 and a half hours until we meet the Skates, on level terms, for the first time in 7 years. We're coming for you......[/h]

When I am down the local in my replica shirt (Yes, yes, I know... but that's not what this is about...) only for randoms to come up and say something along the lines of: "Ha'way mate! Sh*te result for you boys today!!!!" "Excuse me?" "Sunderland fan, right?"

#Awaits innevitable reaction# I had toast for breakfast. Has to be an omen. I'm not sure the accompanying Bacon held any significance though!

Enjoyed that, very well written.

If they want to play poker with Nicola again they're welcome to try. Anything else is 'tapping up.'

What a cretinous bunch.