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At various seemingly random times of every year, it is customary for the natives of Colden Common to perform a ceremonial dance while singing in an obscure dialect of olde english.

Stuart Pearce picked the team. Therefore no panic.

Oh boy. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch, talk about out of the frying pan and into the fire!

Someone will, just you wait.

On serving Claus Lundekvam a Vodka and Coke at Southampton Airport, he nearly turned violent on me when I implied he would only want a single measure.

There are even rumours that he was playing out of the home dressing room at St Mary's. What utter tripe.

A cheque for a deposit on a house in Winchester no doubt.

That was so cruel, yet rather funny in it's way.

Oh sh*t. That stuff is awful, at least Carlsberg has some taste to it.

Proof that Bernie Ecclestone has lost the plot, even ignoring the fact this essentially validates using force to quiet the Bahraini population it also is deeply deeply unfair on all people who had scheduled to attend the first Indian Grand Prix. An utter disgrace.

Won't happen. No comments from our senior staff until transfers are confirmed..... and rightly so.

I wonder, would a senior renewing over the phone will have their age checked? I could see my Dad deciding not to renew based on the price rise he will be experiencing. £193 up to £380 in the Family enclosure. Very nearly a 100% price rise for those in that 60-65 grey area.

And therein lays the biggest tragedy. The Skates have overspent beyond even Plymouth Argyle's debt, there is no real comparison between the two, yet there is only one club of the two that really could cease to be. That filth 17 miles to the east have got away with it.

As I found from looking, the pricing structure varies wildly from club to club. A direct comparison is tricky, hence why i've had to go for the conditions I mentioned.

Quick comparison with other clubs. Adult tickets only. New purchase prices. If no direct equivalent, comparisons made on location. ----------------------Saints--------------------Coventry City------------------Derby County Family enclosure-------£460------------------------£299 (No direct equivalent)-------£445 (No direct equivalent) Behind Goal------------£540------------------------£299----------------------------£375 Half way line----------£595-------------------------£375----------------------------£480-£560 In conclusion, we are now quite expensive.

Has the age for 'concessions' increased? It's now 65 for pensioners. I'm sure it was 60 last year.

A price rise of £100 for renewals in the family stand. Ouch.

From the left, leading 4. 4/10, 5/10, 7/10 and 6/10.

Rohypnol in the chocolate?

You try telling them that after a few pints, they'll be racing you.

It's certainly pushing the boundaries, t'be sure.

Looks brilliant, all I need now is a cheap smartphone. If these offers are still going a year from now there is no way i'm getting a new handset, just get a sim for my iPhone once the contract expires.

Some good, good people were born in the 80's. And me.

Worst, Poem, Ever.

Truth: My Dad Once shared a dance with Olivia Newton-John in an Adelaide night club. Media: My Dad embarked on a sordid affair with Olivia Newton-John and her entire entourage.