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And just how will you correct me? What awful punishment will be metered down upon me oh mighty Dune? And the ignorance on display is yours of the evolution of the english language and your intolerance of subtle difference. Step out of your Model T and smell the WW2 rationed coffee substitute.

As someone who says Haitch I can confirm that I prefer eating from a trough. I prefer my apple cores slightly fermented... adds a little zing.

I see. "British English dictionaries give aytch as the standard pronunciation for the letter H. However, the pronunciation haytch is also attested as a legitimate variant." As a young man of the world I do take a slight offence at being described as 'thick' for using something that is accepted as a 'legitimate variant.' Language, like everything else evolves with time. If 'Sumer is Icumen In' breaks into the top 40 charts next week though I will be happy to stand corrected.

My superiors will duly note that for my next appraisal! Who cares, Tomayto, Tomahto.

As they are basically the same vehicle go for the Vauxhall. At least it's made in Luton.

Hey, worth a try against Shrewsbury.

Member of staff leaves club shocker. I feel sorry for the poor lads losing their job but there will be reasons. Cortese is not an idiot.

Yeah. She only started body building 18 months ago... This would be a 'before' shot.

He also has an extremely fit sister. EXTREMELY!

I wouldn't panic people. Steps are now underway to put this right.

Well, lets see what happens.

Yes, -130 million = -2 million Skate mathematics at it's finest. We did not moan like a bunch of b*tches when it happened to us though. we took our punishment with a modicum of dignity. And you are in no way safe yet. See you in May.

In that case I stand corrected. Cheers chap.

I understand what you are saying mate, but that's not the point here. The point is that I am quite willing to put it right so the site can concentrate on staying reliable and well moderated.

The entire stadium mortgage was settled on Markus' takeover of the club. No CVA or slate wiping necessary.

Yes, the last news article is Pardew's dissmisal. It annoys me, it annoys many of you all as well but there is an easy solution. I would be happy to volunteer to do the news articles whenever something happens. It's an easy solution to the problem. Mods/Owners, any objections to this idea in principle?

....Yes, the new reports on the front of the site are horribly out of date. I realise that it can be a bit much for Moderators and Site owners to do everthing, therefore I would like to put myself forward as someone who can do news updates and brief match reports etc.

Because they are idiots. It's about time they realised that they are not Barcelona, they are a newly promoted team and that 17th or higher would this year be success.

By my understanding a 'Limited' company is owned by one single body and runs purely for their interest. (Saints under the Leibherr family.) A 'Public Limited Company' is one that can be owned through share agreements. Therefore being available for public ownership. (Saints pre Admin.)

If Avram Grant is Pards certainly is. Either way, best of luck to him whatever.

Our highest earner is on at most 10k a week. We have no outstanding debt and bigger crowds. You don't need a calculator to work out that 'we're fine.'

Sweet. It's time to indoctrinate my housemate. Cheers.

As the title asks. If you are a season ticket holder can you get another ticket for £7.50? By my reckonning it's the last of the 3 match scheme.

Quite simply; Leg or Breast?