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Comedy (like all art) is subjective. You sir are a snob.

I would dearly, desperately want to go, but 40 quid a ticket, as well as the travel costs from Cov? And (all going well) at a time when I may be starting a family of my own? It just couldn't happen. Sky and Match of the Day would keep me sane, thank goodness attendances have negligable effect in the Premiership on club's sustainability and plastics will crawl out of the gutter to take my place.

Wow, I had no idea it had progressed so far! Last I heard about it the planning permission request had been submitted to parliament. Great news for them, will be great to see how they progress once they have settled in.

Have the plans for repositioning the away end been reconsidered at all?

Talksport did the same.... I was screaming in delight on the A34 when I heard. Imagine my horror when I got to Didcot.....

I believe it had a shakedown run at Santa Pod or something.

I'm pretty sure that the Gustav Brunner led 2001 Minardi arrived in Australia having only completed a shakedown run (if that..... From what I remember they were completing their second car for Tarso Marques in the garage only the night before first practice.) It was nowhere near Lola levels of bad, indeed, in the hands of Fernando Alonso it performed some very respectable performances.

What happened? When was the ceasefire declared?

HA! What are they meant to do? HMRC: 'Your bill is £XXXXXXXXX, may we have it please?' PFC: 'Hold on........' HMRC: 'We really need it now......' PFC: 'Yeah yeah, bare with us........' HMRC: 'How about now?' PFC: '...............................................................................' HMRC: 'Hello? Hello?......'

Is there really any need to have this pre match and half time drivel?

I can't believe that. We just steamrollered one of the in form teams in our league.

The Fonté effect.

FIVE!!!! I seriously cannot believe this. I am in tears of joy.... seriously.

Come on boys! Keep it up!!!!

'There was no shadow until the HMRC cast it!!!!' Oh my gods!!!!!

Mr Mitchell: 'It's all very curious and gets curioser still.....' There is more to come then....

The hearing will last 'A couple of hours.....' How the hell am I going to get any work done!?

No sign of Storrie teller. I wonder if he has been sidelined at all, he has certainly been quiet since this administration lark took full effect.

Apparently no representatives from the Skates have even bothered showing up in court. Now why would they show such blatant disregard for the proceedings? Ah, the android has arrived. I wonder if he is sweating at all?

This story just won't take a break will it! HAHA.

Press conference begins imminently. The adminstrator is sitting there but seems to have twigged he is about 10 minutes early.

That assumes they were paying them any wages. I wouldn't be surprised if O'Hara's wages are still all paid by Spuds.

Will they fight them on the beaches?

Administration CONFIRMED

Administrators to hold a press conference at 3pm.