Colinjb

Don't be stupid.

Thanks to the club giving me a batch of new training balls for next season, I now have some spare balls too if you want them.

Our new owner will infact be.... ME I will institute a 'Galactico' policy of signings using the vast quantities of a transfer WARCHEST (The chest recently found in the clearout of my recently grandfather's house... not sure what's in it, but it will be used!) St Mary's will be renamed the 'The Meccano Set' and the Northam Stand will be set aside specifically for the Yoof. All non-chav fans relocated from the Northam will be assigned the Chapel End. The pitch is to be relaid as astroturf and Hope Powell will be manager. The plan, cups winners within 5 years! (Yep, the FA trophy!) Either that or the Paul Allen take over thing initially stated.

Like to know they can do all the manual tasks for you yeah? Good man!

Of course you have.

Say what you want about him, but I genuinely believe he gave it 100% here, and I don't think that can be said about some of our more recent managers. Best of luck to him.

A touch of class.........

Thats what you get for wearing high heels.

Sacha Gaydamak

That's pretty cool. Except for the letter from the arrogant Forest fan. Had they not had the fortune of attracting Clough to their club they would have acheived far less....

Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo

Outstanding. Bring on the entertainment.

#Insert cheeky yet profoundly intelligent and relevant comment here#

Woohoo, a friendly v Newport IOW.

When I was doing student radio I unleashed one in the studio that literally cleared it mid link. So proud. When I immediately awakeng, not so much..... ten minutes after I wake up though..... jesus....

Jade Goody

Andrew Lloyd Webber for me.

Damn, another loss for Malta.

Fern Britton

Quite true, anything to sell a few rags....

Pink Ribbons are 'approved' then!?

In device manager i've found the DVD/CD drives, but no reference to 'DMA.' What does that mean?

I've gone into device manager, IDE ATA/ATAPI controllers. Then looked in NVIDIA nForce3 250 Parallel ATA controller (v.2.6) I found a reference to channel in 'secondary channel' and 'transfer mode' is already set to 'PIO mode.' Any further ideas?

#sigh# Well, nothing surprises me anymore, I despair of this country.

Christ, which one was that?