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GM, I applaud you for that! Funny as f**k! Just one thing, was 'Pole' dancers an intentional reference? No wonder Saga and Rasiak want out!

Oh noes, she may have a mild yet rapidly infectious disease.

Don't mind Jodie Marsh as such, and yes, still would. Wouldn't do Jordan though.

I want that shirt. As for the Skates, I believe they are in talks with his german cousin Eugen.

Brilliant, knowing that all those Chavy girls had been let down has made my weekend.

Quite, I wonder what price the royal mail would put on shipping the whole of Prenton Park to my home address.

Saints 75-7 Millwall. Dull game all round.

Until they start broadcasting the games live with video and not just audio, I won't even consider signing up to anything like this.

Something the Yanks have got right.

They lost 4-0 to Benfica? Beautiful.

Simple, rather then arguing Brighton is bad, argue that it would be better staying at home, do some romantic gesture (breakfast in bed, then pamper her or some other ********.) and ensure she is content at Chateaux del Hamster. Then get the computer and surprise her with it. Not only would you then acheive your aim but then SHE will owe you.

I think patience is very much the word here. The lack of progress in strengthening the team is a worry but there is a good month before the window shuts.

I would be dribbling in fury. Either that or suicidal.

They should start selling that in the club shop. The old non league paper is a great read too, deserving of far wider circulation.

Only audio highlights then. No, won't be bothering with that. If live video of all home games could be sorted then I would sign up in a heartbeat, as things stand though, no.

Can you watch games live on it?

Thats what Pardew is for smartarse.

A man who knows League 1 and with experience of keeping a team in it, a good person to have. Lets hope he has a few players in mind.

An interesting take on it. A view i'm sure some would have shied away from for fear of being seen as harsh.

Regardless of what others may think, he will always be held in the highest regard by me, he saved us, he paid up when we where about to fold...... I am eternally grateful for that.

We will be on 0 exactly after three wins, a draw and a loss. Saga will be gone, Rasiak will still be here but is on fire as he tries to play for a move. Patterson and Lallana perform admirably and Thomas has a new lease of life alongside Murty. Spiderman starts to show his class (at last) and we do rather well.

I'm hoping to train mine into forming walrus like tusks.

Ultraviolet Director Kurt Wimmer's follow up to his entertaining if brainless film Equilibrium, this film follows the story of Violet Song Jat Sherriff, a woman infected with a vampire type condition in a totalitarian future who fights against the humans who wish to exterminate her and her kind. The special effects are dreadful (if imaginative) the story poor, shallow and difficult to follow and the action scenes seem to be needlessly complex to try and make up for it. It's obviously been tried to be a live action comic in a similar fashion to Sin City but with more of an action emphasis and in colour, but it's just so poorly done that you should realy avoid it. 2/10 (1 point added for the gun based martial arts scene that happens towards the end, but even that is nearly screwed up.)

Nah, unless we sign anyone short of either: a) Lucio b) John Terry or c) Matt Upson then it shows we are still not a serious outfit.

He was good for us once he got into his stride. I'm sure Pardew has his sights on a few of his own though.