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Alledine Yahia? Bugger, already been stated.

The Notts County takeover made me laugh, but I can actually understand why they would be taken over. Relatively cheap, half decent facilities, ok fanbase and the oldest Football Club in the World!

Al Queda FC anyone?

Fantastic. Liase with me via PM for potential pick up dates. I'll see what other random team bits I have that may be relevant.

I believe I still have a load of old (but perfectly clean and usable) water bottles and a carrying frame for them from the u15 team I coach. Not sure how to get them to you as I am in Cov, but assuming they can be got to you they are yours.

Send that suggestion to 'tellrupert@saintsfc.co.uk,' i'm sure he will be most welcome to your change in policy. I don't make the news, I just relay it.

'Ello guv.

Yes, Rupes is back in charge, and we are now a Hockey club. Next year we will only have a choice of red wine and fois grois in the concourse. Oh, and Lucy Pinder is now a Skate. HTH

Why do we always seem to play Cheltenham in pre season games?

Yep, i'm on holiday for all of them (Bar Ajax) Best of luck bhoys!!!

It's Nepalese rather then Indian, but the Gurkha Chef is outstanding. Very similar to indian food, and they do have an indian section for the menu. It's quite small though so you really need to book.

Genuinely shocked by this! RIP.

Everything back to Sky then...

Get in! BIG MAC's AT SMS!!!!! And don't forget the nuggets. :smt117

As a connoisseur of the art of running a football club, can we assume you'll finally bugger off and leave us to it if he doesn't meet your strict and faultless requirements?

Nonsense. It's Tony Blair taking us over. A manifesto for change will be drawn up in time for the next election detailing his plans.

Go on then, me too.

On a part time basis!? F*ck me that's good!

Managed to catch a bit of Prime Minister's questions, Brown refused to directly address Cameron's question over whether Darling would still be in his current job next week. It doesn't matter how many pertinent points he may make over the seeming lack of alternative policy the Tories are making, his lack of control over his own cabinet is astounding! Labour are going to get destroyed in the polls tomorrow.

Another rat flees the sinking ship.

Who even says it's a 'He.'

More chance of Rupert Lowe succesfully running a football club.

Money saving friendlies v local sides would do me, possibly with one 'glamour' friendly v a London Club. (Ideally Arsenal, more likely to be Barnet.)

AND it better be a damp, cold and windy night in November/February.

Pigeon pie at the clubhouse lads!