ericofarabia

Not really though is it? Who we WANT and who we might actually get are two completely different things.

Same here. Conman must be due another holiday this week surely, not had one for a few weeks!!

Beat me to it!! Some of the girls in Bikinis at our haunt @barasti in Dubai are a very nice distraction if the footies not up to much!! In fact about 10 of us missed The Stoke City goalies goal after about 20 secs or whatever as all of our heads longingly followed a young beauty as she walked past our group!! So there you have scientific proof!!

I'll drink to that!!

If Carlsberg did scenarios between teams you dislike ......

https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/13909402_1096013450435549_4216698429099162435_o.jpg How lines of communication can go wrong sometimes!!

Yep .... went to bed thinking he's saying goodbye, and then this morning the little #wemarchon was there .... !! Just get it signed today and give us a boost just ahead of the start of the season (and our mysterious Marquee signing)!!!

Maybe if the doss khunt didn't keep disappearing off on holiday himself instead of pushing his money grasping move through earlier, he might have had more time to get things sorted sooner.

And of course it isn't just the 1st XI. One of the things often said was how good the club were at getting the youngsters familiar with the system used by the 1st XI by playing the new style at all levels. Now the other coaches are going to have to coach the kids a system which they themselves may not be familiar with!!

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Turks has used up his 3 for the day, but has declared his info on The Ugly Board!!

Signing at SMS today .... it's happening folks. http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/2016-17/20160804-match-of-the-new-millennium-book-signing-3224396.aspx

New club policy .... take player out for a drink, spike his drink, get him completely trollied, get a few compromising photos and ask him to sign on the dotted line? They tried the same with Clyne but Boots took 2 years to process the photos ....

I manage to get a quick exclusive snippet for you .....

Same here but being able to letch hot babes in swimwear if the football is sh!te helps!! Do you still have to go out on the balcony for Lucky Fag Breaks?

Are you joking ... if The Brimson (?) Brothers are to be believed, they are The Top Firm ever.

As far as I can see, we don't have to sell him no matter who happens to make a bid for him. He is still under contract, and unless he goes on strike .... he stays, unless the board have somebody lined up and want to cash in oh him in the same way they did with SRL and Pelle. He's worth more to the team than cash at this moment in time. His transfer value will reduce substantially but we aren't exactly strapped for cash transfer wise surely? In credit last 2 years and again this year on transfer deals, and that is even before you take into account the massive increase in TV Cash Cow revenue.

am from somebodies phone in the Northam!! https://www.facebook.com/theMUSHbible/

Yay The Mighty Schlong scores 1-0

From the bits of the friendlies I've seen, Redmond seems to get into quite a few goal scoring positions. Still, a long way off Mane having seen him tear Barca's defence a new one y'day!! He is going to be a big miss.

The Guide Dog has the best beer.

Did Puell say that the knock came from when he tw**ted him on the training ground

This is as close as they'll get to Europe this season!! Come on Lolvren we are relying on you to undo Mane and NiveaBoys good work.

4 Defectors starting at Wembley for Scousehampton against Barca shortly. Come on Barca. Suarez feel free to bite Lolvren.

Two pics that sum up Big Ron in action. Click on to enlarge~!!