ericofarabia

Awford spouting Skate bollix and backing up Grunts ****tish not owing anybody else in the Premier League anything. Mind you he did quite happily join in the scathing attacks on StoryTeller. Still no team news from MKD

I reckon Matt will have his eyes on converting one of those to keep him in a bountiful supply of Big Macs and Malibu and Cokes on The Golf Courses around the world I hear Tiger is having one with a double bed in case he fancies a Birdie or a whole in one when he's got his wood in his hand:D

At last a proper use for a GolfCart Did you manage to trouser any of those red and white beach umbrellas as well

Show them the way to go home They're tired and they want to go to bed (for a w*nk) Coz they're only half a football team Compared to the boys in Red, and White stripes, Black shorts, Red socks with a white hoop round the top .... Whey See it can be done and more

My prediction league form has gone t!ts up recently, so I;m back to Mr dependable 3-1 away win Can't really see it to be honest, but here's hoping. COYS

They certainly led to you pulling a muscle on more than one occassion I bet

I like to myself as a young old codger, and my earliest days of going to matches were The Albion Band marching around the pitch and people lobbing coins into a huge sack/blanket and buckets being carried around the perimeter of the pitch. ....... but a) I don't think the groundsman would let 30 odd blokes march up and down his precious turf before the match and again at HT and b) Elf and Safety would have kittens at promoting people throwing coins around :cool: I reckon a few rounds of bingo would go down a treat :cool:

Marigolds at the ready then .... or do you want me to txt you the score as it happens at MK Dons?

Funny I could have sworn he was Swedish and quite stocky ......

You have to be trained up to Black Belt standard in Origami to do that dont cha know

What score are you going for on The Prediction League ... I desperately need 10 points

No way!! There isn't a biscuit tin in the world big enough to hold 90 million quid

http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/story_get.cgi?STORY_NAME=soccer/10/03/18/SOCCER_Portsmouth_Nightlead.html&TEAMHD=soccer Grant added: "Football needs to be decided on the pitch. "You need to give all of the teams an equal chance, which we did not have in this case. "The decision was taken a long time ago that Portsmouth would not stay in the Premier League, for one reason or another. Is he blind or just feckin stupid? What equal chance do all the teams who are trying their best to operate within 'realistic' financial constraints have against a squad full of players who Skatesmuff should never have been allowed to buy? The tax dodging has been going on for several years .. it hasn't just started recently, and really should have come home to roost much earlier. Indeed, Grant refused to rule out fielding weakened sides should he feel the players are not fully focused, perhaps contemplating their own futures away from the club next season. Grant, though, insisted: "We do not have a duty to the other teams - the Premier League has a duty to the other teams. We have a duty for Portsmouth Talk about bringing the game into disrepute .... any chance of more fines and even point deductions next year

Big demand for fish on Fridays keeps their economy going

Pah ... and I thought we were getting along so well ...

He's paying 'in kind' ..... those visits to Unit 1 weren't for his pleasure ... they were instructional ..... it's BJ's all round on pay day

My post match fred after a few beers and past 2am Dubai time shortly after the match ended. .......... Seems like a few people coming round to this point of view in the cold light of day. :cool: At the end of the day Swindon are where they are because they have been pretty damn good over the course of 30 odd games. Losing to swindon seemed such a big shock, but look at the league table .... smell the coffee etc, the times of us being a Big Club have temporarilly been put on hold ... but we are now on the way back.

You wouldn't need one if you were in Dubai (or any other sunny part of the world) Actually I tell a lie ... Hotel Bars and Restaurants have the AC on so cold that you;d have no shortage of places to hang your coat up if you had female company

He's an 'L of a better player than the other one who doesn't play or score

Gillett doesn't seem to be using his much recently ... he might have a spare one going

I think we played their reserves on Tuesday ..... that team on Wed was probably all that was left over plus a few random people who walked by the ground and had the correct feet size to match the spare boots Swindon had.

Don't worry ... new sponsors next year, so it'll have a new name. Just think of it as a different league, new challenges ahead.

Plastic expat fans posting on the Match Day Fred. Weather updates, meal updates, booze of the day, posting pics of Muffins and Kate Bush, multi coloured upsized Woots and Dave Merrington quotes .... how dare they try and enjoy themselves on here. Don't they realise teh innernet is serious business.