ericofarabia

A quick visit to The Shytesmyth News site ailed to provide any really Lolage, but this little snippet came as no surprise. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/portsmouth-drivers-second-worst-in-uk-for-road-rage-1-6847067 Hardly surprising when you realise just how mad and frothing at the gills, just seeing a Royal Mail Van or any other red vehicle must make them, after the furore over The Spunknicker Tower!!

You could say 1 match, as it was only 45 mins per game!!

Shane Long trying to get longer and Longer!!! WTF

.... and the crowd go haywire LMFAO

Doesn't want to to drop The "N" BomB i think !! I don't think any of our team could trap a bag of cement!! Commentator .... what a joke!!

Thanks for the reminder, a mate recommended it to me about 2 weeks ago and I never got around to watching it, but I had a spare few hours (well not so much spare, but needed a distraction from doing the chores I should have been doing!!!) and just loved it to bits. Definitely car crash territory, but some amazing footage from way back when.

I feel dirty after each visit but The Portsmyth News is just too good not to visit for a giggle or two!! I really do believe that Factless Allen really maybe one of us on a wind up. Todays little gem ahead of their big local derby match tomorrow. ........ http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/cook-calls-for-start-of-pompey-winning-mentality-1-6842775 Pompey were granted use of Westleigh Park to train on earlier this week – a gesture appreciated by the League Two outfit. The clubs possess a strong relationship and, since community ownership, the Hawks are these days allowed to keep all gate receipts. An estimated crowd of 2,500 turned up last year, while the previous campaign 3,009 attended to boost the non-league club’s coffers. And Cook is eager for the relationship to remain. He added: The quality of their playing surface was frightening really, it is in fantastic condition .... obviously the "compared to our cabbage patch at FP and our training ground" was edited out. ‘You have got to have relationships. Hopefully, once our training ground is up and running properly we will return the favour. H&W officials will be grateful that their Reserves and u 10's team will have somewhere to practice soon.‘It is important that it’s not just take, take, take. It shouldn’t be like that. ‘We are a massive football club, everyone knows that, and if we can offer help to some of the smaller clubs around us then we will do it and another for good measure.

And 'take' being the only thing they do successfully.

Excellent work - cheers.

One or two classics from Factless Allen in another mega one line paragraph extravaganza. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/hawks-salute-special-pompey-friendship-1-6840632 The Hawks have hailed their ‘special’ Pompey relationship as they prepare for the season’s traditional curtain raiser. The fixture has established itself as a regular and popular event on the Blues’ calendar, attracting large attendances. Nowadays the non-leaguers are allowed to keep all gate receipts from the annual encounter. It represents a massive financial boost for the hosts, with this year’s prices of £15 for adults, £10 concessions and £5 for juniors including a free £3 programme. ‘There are so many ways the clubs try to work together and we have already seen that this week. ‘On Tuesday, Paul Cook’s side came down to train at Westleigh Park – and we were only to pleased to accommodate them ‘They needed a playing surface to use and with ours being the best it has ever been we readily agreed. ‘We offered our help when Pompey were in trouble, offering them our ground when it didn’t appear they would have one to play on. ‘What’s more, on Saturday we will be announcing further good news regarding co-operation between the two clubs.’ Those attending Saturday’s game are advised not to park on grass verges or in streets near the ground as they are liable to receive tickets. More Tin Potteryness .... still sponging training facilities from Non League sides!! Loving the Pompeynomics .... entry 15 quid (for a pre season kick about) includes a FREE 3 quid programme ..... or in the rest of the world 12 quid plus compulsory "Cortese" Tax of 3 quid.

Thanks for those JF .... my favourite has to be ..... "The bottom line is that despite the title of this thread, the takeover has NOT collapsed, Al Fahim has NOT failed the FPPT, we are NOT going down and we are NOT going into administration." Could somebody with more computer skills than me (ie 99.9% of you) attach that to our old friend from The Gulf War Pt 2, Comical Ali.

Lyall Thomas ‏@LyallThomas 4m4 minutes ago #SaintsFC are still trying to complete a deal for Alderweireld. Sky sources understand they are waiting to hear back on an improved offer... Lyall Thomas ‏@LyallThomas 5h5 hours ago Sky sources; Toby Alderweireld is on the verge of signing for #Tottenham after completing medical, despite dispute between #SaintsFC + AM Think I might go for a job as a Sports Reporter .............. get stuff wrong 90% of the time (probably higher even) and still keep your job. Either that or a Met Man which has a 50% ratio ... it either will or will not rain.

What did he have for breakfast? If he had extra Black Pudding with his Full English, the odds are he is preparing for life oop north

Damn you .... I was wondering whether to admit that "worldie" would be the final straw If in todays Presser, Roko (ouch) said that the players had shown great tekkers in training and Jay Rod had scored some worldies, I'll scream!!

London's version of The Echo!!

Leave Forbsey alone ... he is through and through a Saint!! It was bad enough losing our Black Box Man to Spurs and Physio (?) to Man U, but losing the man with all the washing machine and washing powder knowledge would be a step too far

He is a bit foolish if he actually has stated that, when he is not in the driving seat calling the shots. If Man U do stump up the cash, how will other Utd players and The Fans feel about him only joining because nobody else put in a realistic bid?

Do we still hand out Eterna Watches to newbies .... surely nobody could resist getting one of those when signing on, somebody get the message to him on what he is missing out on.

Completely the opposite in fact, ... I address him by his full title of "Whispering Dave "What Saints don't want to do now is .... " Merrington" Most of my Match Day Posts just about make it onto the Thread after the final whistle has blown and before the thread is locked!!

Have to put my hand up and admit to being guilty on that score But in my defence I will say it was during Match Threads where time was of the essence to get a post in asap

.... To Buy, or Not to Buy

You could nearly set your alarm clock to his pre season "meltdown" You have to give credit for being consistent though

Au contraire ..... I'd say they have been pretty savvy!! They seemed to have picked up early on that AM were going to be playing hardball with us, and knowlingly let the Expiry Date pass without bringing it to their attention with any hurry up and pay us the money you owe us ultimatums. it could still all go wrong, but if it works and we save ourselves a big wedge, then a Big Fat High Press to Les and his staff

Well done .... you have redeemed yourself!! Used by the same sort of people who'd say "Presser." Trendy football slang for "technique".