ericofarabia

I hope the Mofo didn't read that, he'll be over to put a cap in yo ass fo sure mutha! #gansta

...... and indeed ...

It certainly made we chuckle. #fantasyisland

Lallana's Reception? Maybe if someone had stuffed a satellite dish in his gob (or his rear end from which he also spouts much verbal sh!te) it would have been better. I presume his latest .... "if they boo me, it is because they miss me" was said with tongue very much tucked into his butt cheeks, or is he really that thick?

Also playing Kendal Calling Festival in The Lake District WTF indeed!!

Ha Ha ... when I switched my computer on this morning, I just saw through bleary eyes what I thought said Eng 123. NZ 112 for 9. Assumed bad weather had reduced the innings and Eng had actually won until underneath the words NZ need 12 off 41 overs. This would not compute in my brain - what can that possibly mean? Some sort of printing error? I wonder what KP is thinking right now?

Exactly ... it's all about the money, money , money as the song goes!! He wanted his cake and to eat it all. Why on earth should he get a "loyalty bonus" pay off 1 year into a 5 year contract? Who can blame the club for not bending over backwards to help the rat abandon ship!! Presumably LFC offered a contract way in excess of what we did as well.

Ouch .... I'd forgotten that haunted look at the Prize giving ... virtually wishing that he hadn't won each prize ... mind already made up, even if his head as still attached to his body!! That was the night most of us knew he was off

Arrange a Hair Gel / Spray Sponsorship. That would be worth millions to him surely!

Cracked it ... fine him a year's salary (after signing megabucks salary) for chuckng his shirt into the crowd at Sheff Utd.

I think the fear is that attention will get directed to the wrong place such as v QPR / Redkrap at SMS last year and at WHL v Poch Hotspurs this season. Main difference is assuming he starts, AL will be centre of attention more often than managers on the bench. Just imagine if Brenda had a brain fart, or no option but to play Lovtren as well - there'll be nearly as much booing as a normal end of match scenario at Notarf Krap.

Nice work .... trouble is not many in The Northam will have a scooby about The Scaffolds Thank You Very Much!! Up to The Itchen then!!

Wrong!! AM have a buy out clause ... 1.5 mill to take him back. What they do thereafter is up to them ... not sure how much say Toby has.

It's not just La la Land though is it? It's the whole package ... The World Cup being tainted for me, by our 3 Eng squad members on the way out. What was going to be the bestest ever WC for me totally ruined by the rumours and squabbling going on. The behaviour of, who in my mind is the one who should bear the brunt of our anger ... Brenda Rodgers. Conducting transfer gossip through the press, using Stevie G as a conduit to unsettle our players and een going to the extreme of beheading Lovren and holding it to ransom FFS. La La not coming clean and just putting in a transfer request. Signing LFC shirt in front of press, post leaving saying he'd dreamt of playing for them whilst supposedly being our captain. The patronising Echo ad. Brenda's petty no sympathy bertie big boll0x no ambition jibes. Kevin Keegan's I'd really love it rant ... just doesn't even come close I sincerely hope the players are focused on the job ahead, as it might be messy elsewhere!!

Why is it, the better we get ... the more traumatic the close season gets!! Only saving grace is that RoKo has placed his cards well and truly on the table - just hope an unturndownable job doesn't crop up in the meantime!!

She will want a Rule 1 on you as well!! Are you packing a Fat Controller or a P!ss Poor Percy

He does seem to still have some feelings for us ... so as somebody suggested on The Ugly Site, lets play with his mind and sing "You're a Saint ... and you know you are"!! Reckon it might work, and the bearded *** might think he's still actually dreaming of playing for Liverpool again!! I wish somebody had asked the question ... if you are so keen on leaving to go to Liverpool .... why dont/didn't you put in an official transfer request? The club didn't cover themselves in glory, but why should they react to what he was saying in the press and to them verbally, but never made it "öfficial" by putting in the transfer request?

Remember him coming up to the fans at Sheff Utd and applauding us and throwing his shirt into the crowd. He'd only come on as a sub and tried harder than anyone to turn the game around. Think he really fancied a trip to Wembley. Against Ipswich, unused sub but was warming up on the touchline throughout the match. Think he covered more miles than most of the players on the pitch!! A true model professional, would love to keep him - it would be like Saints winning the lottery if that happened!! If, and that's a BIG if, we get a CL place but AM still take the buy back clause, we can still enter the bidding race 1.5 mill in credit!! I wonder how much leverage the player has in the way things turn out in all of this?

Couldn't we simply send them Academy Player Jason McCarthy back to AM and keep Toby. Sure they would't spot the difference!!

I think we can cut him some slack on that one .... Clyne is certainly good enough to have come from our academy

Beattie himself made 235 appearances for Southampton, scoring 76 goals. He moved to Everton in January 2005 before rediscovering his goalscoring touch in the first of two spells at Sheffield United, but as we talk in a seaside restaurant near Bournemouth, it’s clear his heart still lies with the Saints. Revisiting the scene of Muffingate?

Classy as ever. Hope it is on the right hand one ... after all he is a right t!t

Slap is Dutch for Limp / Floppy

Deja Vu or wasn't this on every website going a few weeks ago?

I think that's why the Villa manager was so keen to buy SRL - he could just pretend the calls for Lambert Out were aim at Rickie!!