Jonnyboy

I'm thinking get some strippers in for serving and half time entertainment.

Thankfully Whelk has decided there's no discussion to be had.

You have this canny ability as seen by all kipper trolls across the Internet of not reading, or reflecting on, any of the other input made by anyone else.

Is that some sort of depraved sex link from your house?

Good name for a soccerballer.

You are confused. It's not.

That's a long list of previous clubs.

Ffs they've much much more chance of being run over or topping themselves. Don't let the terrorists win by living in fear.

I'm all for self determination. Sounds like a good idea to create a kurdistan.

What are you worried about then?

"our people?" you voted leave didn't you?

Yet the most significant murders have been carried out by those born and bred in those countries.

It has the word "final" in it.

Sounds like a regular domestic murder to me.

That's what they call it when a submariner ejaculates on the face of another sleeping submariner.

God is great and all that. Just another day in continental Europe. We shall see.

What does We Shall See mean?

The band from 1996? Can't help you.

Nail. Head. (Libya too).

They're Polish? Or Romanian?

Shame I'd rather see people get knifed for being too thick myself.

The Guardian aren't even fans of Corbyn.

Plenty of them do, they just get it back as extra paid leave and other perks.

I know, Britain has had enough of Experts that's for sure.

My local swimming pool won't let me get changed in the ladies changing rooms. Must be that damn Sharia Law taking over Britain.