Awwww you've been muppetised I was enjoying the faux naivete...
If only Bridge Too Far hadn't buggered up her legs and could still do the splits, I'd still have a Saints Web fantasy figure.
It's like a male prison on here. We don't really care if it's Glasgow in a wig with makeup. We're just excited to have some femininity around the place
I can relate to all those apart from writing. The problem is time goes faster as you get older so spending a couple hours playing Skyrim or GTA can feel like a waste of precious life-force.
Unless the pottery/photography option involves another woman a la Demi Moore in Ghost. Not sure the wife would like that.
Hey you like pottery don't you Lou?