Erm, only the last set of premier league matches - Liverpool, Arsenal, spurs and United all won. I know I'm not a football genius but hope you were drunk when you wrote that.
Awwww you've been muppetised I was enjoying the faux naivete...
If only Bridge Too Far hadn't buggered up her legs and could still do the splits, I'd still have a Saints Web fantasy figure.
It's like a male prison on here. We don't really care if it's Glasgow in a wig with makeup. We're just excited to have some femininity around the place