Jonnyboy

I can relate to all those apart from writing. The problem is time goes faster as you get older so spending a couple hours playing Skyrim or GTA can feel like a waste of precious life-force.

Bulimia is a terrible affliction, but actually I was thinking you could meet up with the Dr to show him a little "pottery."

Unless the pottery/photography option involves another woman a la Demi Moore in Ghost. Not sure the wife would like that. Hey you like pottery don't you Lou?

Dr Who, your wife is lucky if your midlife crisis involves pottery or photography, lol.

So it's your fault I'm being constantly harassed by bloody Candy Crush invites on Facebook?

http://greenparty.org.uk/news/2015/01/27/100-days-to-go-membership-of-the-green-party-of-england-and-wales-passes-50,000/

Sigh. My life has been a string of two-faced, gold digging, fitties. I suppose there's no reason to change now...

I'd like to say I have a career but since I received a massive inheritance at 18 things have kind of fallen apart job wise

So I hear, never been to the States.

You are cooler than me.

Winning the Cup worked out well for Pompey...

Wow, top 3 of prem all out. At home too!

Who've we got on the bench?

God, talk about new manager honeymoon ffs.

Wish I'd gone. I'd be there if SaintIain hadn't messed me around with tickets and sold them to someone else...

Copycat!

Damn. It's a ding dong affair.

Pelle!

Jealousy is a strong emotion and we see that baby getting what should be ours. (edit, jonny we're not in muppet show, shut up you idiot)

http://cricfree.sx/football-live-stream Has some matches on this one...

I agree but don't be fooled into thinking there aren't sexist pigs all round the world, in many countries it's far worse. It's a shame they have to spoil it for the rest of us.

Is there a decent site for links now Wiziwig has died? Need my FAcup fix...

14 year old lads have their own set of pressures though. I remember random groups trying to start fights with me for no reason. Girls don't get that (I hope).

Cheap tickets innit. Sold out in a day.

We deserve our league position.