Jonnyboy

Wasn't Mandy Smith like 13 years old or summat?

They are 16th, 6 points off relegation and 6 points off the playoffs. They've been lower a month or two ago, but then we are now higher than we were.

They have crashed out of all three cup in order to concentrate on getting relegated

Rooney and Lallana play better when given a free role. Seems teams like Spain half the team have a free role, and or rather they play a fluid and dynamic system whereby every player knows their role in any given situation. It's shame England never seem to successfully become this sort of team despite the hype.

So are all the pro-airstrike people still campaigning for us to get involved?

Clyne should be in there?

I've started watching the Ukrainian streams cos I'm sick of some yank or BT Sport guy prattling on about the famous academy, Walcott, Bale, Ox etc every bloody 10 minutes.

I remember thinking in those couple months that that was it for him and we'd seen his best already. What an idiot :-)

I prefered being the uncool underdog.

Strongest ever recorded cyclone to hit land.

Double whooooooosh!

We will be top in 2 weeks!

Nah, I could do it. Id have the balls to take my punishment if I got caught though.

I suppose you guys would prefer soldiers like this just get little bit of therapy and a slap on the wrist: http://edition.cnn.com/2013/08/23/justice/robert-bales-afghan-killings/ And of course if you have "diplomatic immunity" you can do what you like really: http://www.rollingstone.com/feature/a-team-killings-afghanistan-special-forces

Everyone knows war is hell and it f*cks you up. No one forces you to sign up. If you can't handle it, quit.

Then you'd be openly breaking the Geneva Convention (as he admitted on the tape) and be banged up. Mind you you'd probably sleep soundly in the nick too.

Made me lol on motd when Morgan was smiling and saying Adams goal was like something Messi would do.

I can't believe it! There are some real plonkers on here.

She's aged badly.

Yet you'd execute an injured enemy soldier without a 2nd thought.

Nice to see MOTD actually give us some proper analysis tonight. We've been crying out for the "heat map!"

I see some bloody idiot voted for Wanyama this time.

Why have we been negotiating with the Taliban for a ceasefire then?