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But there is a "wind-up intended" for the 10th of Feb !!

Portsmouth Fan walking down the road with his dog and bumps into a genie who will grant him one wish, the skate says "I would like my dog to win Crufts" the Genie looks at the dog and say's "I can grant wishes, not make miracles happen, your dog has only got 1 ear, 3 legs, no teeth, sorry no can do, anything else you would wish for ?"..."Ok, I want you to save Pompey from relegation" said the fan, after a moments thought the Genie replied "let me take another look at that dog"

Didn't witness Keane's gesture but did Henry's earlier in that fateful season when he crossed over for another arse to score, beating us 1-0(iirc), turning to us to give the going down gesture, without any prior abuse hurled at him, hated him since and his cheating to get his country into the World Cup just compounds my feeling toward him.

Careful you don't bump into their pre-protest protest !! in this weather they are likely to seek shelter in one confident they can still shut the door.

I think this was Jim Magiltons resignation letter

Irony huh !!

A married couple were staying overnight in a hotel room, unfortunately the room only had 2 single beds, as they were settling down in their single beds the husband says "my little honey bunch, i'm lonely wonely" getting the hint she makes her way across the room to his bed, on the way she trips over the suitcase and lands flat on her face, the husband says "ooh, did my little honey bunney hurt her nosey wosey ?" she gets up gets into his bed and they have passionate sex, afterwards she makes her way back to her bed and trips over the suitcase again and lands on her face, the husband turns over in his bed and says "clumsy c[_]nt"

Did he tell you that ?

Based on your description of yourself I believe in that scenario it would more likely to have been a case of gay bashing.

A very unlikely scenario because I don't look like a scum bag when I walk down the street, however, I would take the bat of the individual and go onto discuss the Hussein case and hopefully put them off attempting to hit, not only me, but also the individual who did tie up their family, no doubt in that time the individual he was looking for will be in another persons home tying up their family, so safe from this bat wielding vigilante maniac who had the audacity to be angry over someone threatening the lives of his wife and children.

Girlfriends, wives ?

3 Plane loads of Portsmouth supporters have just left Heathrow bound for Haiti to help with the looting Went to a charity disco last night in aid of women who were born with no legs, the dance floor was crawling with fanny

Your Mrs doesn't do the washing for what I will assume was at least 4 days ?? i'd ditch the lazy cow now, especially as you have found your wallet.

20 visits in one day ! much more popular than Dog

Nothing is impossible..oh except your lot finding another buyer this side of administration ! Are you suggesting you were asset stripped ?

The word vigilante goes back to Spanish origin and means Watchman or Guard, unfortunately it is somewhat misrepresented, I see little wrong in protecting me and mine, even if, at times, I have to be proactive oppose to reactive.

2 posts from Corp will ensure this thread rises to 160 pages by the time we kick off tonight in that game that could see us a step closer to Wembley !

With our infrastructure we would remain an attractive proposition to many, remember its not just the stadium we own, have you looked at any planning applications whilst relaxing on gardening leave ?

I wished you had stopped there but then you went onto divulge Tony Lynam's interest, brilliant.

Oh, go on then, who would be 1st ?

Munir Hussain's family had been subjected to a "serious and wicked offence" but the judge said he had carried out a "dreadful, violent attack" on the offender. bungle, either the guy was very very slow or events didn't unfold as you suggest, I have to accept the threat has reduced somewhat after the offenders left the property but the initial attack was about 'revenge' so where was it going to stop, when a member of his own family was seriously harmed ?

Not guilty of any of the above !

BBC News:- A businessman who was jailed for permanently injuring an intruder who attacked him and his family has been freed by the Court of Appeal. Munir Hussain 53, was sentenced to 30 months for grievous bodily harm with intent after he hit Walid Salem with a cricket bat in 2008. Hussain and his family had been tied up by three intruders at their home in High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire. His jail sentence has been replaced with a two-year suspended term. Lord Chief Justice Lord Judge, who was sitting with two other judges in London, said he had shown "mercy" to Hussain. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Will they try and get it right first time around the next time such an incident comes before the court ? His brother only had his sentance reduced by 15 months so still 2 years, their mercy didn't extend far enough imo.

You would say that fatty

That fart lasted some time as no doubt this one will, compared to the stink of before I am sure most will find his odour more appealing