thesaint sfc

I've got loads about communication. I'll squeeze it into my first paragraph. Thanks babes. Working in London you have to be a self righteous c*nt.

My name is thesaint sfc. I’m a hard working confident individual who thoroughly enjoys achieving targets and exceeding expectations. I am dedicated and determined and feel I often work best using my own initiative working towards my responsibilities. I am a forward thinker and a fast learner. I am very interested in technology, business, sales and IT and I am able to pick up things very quickly using my own intuition and experience. Although I am young I have already had a lot of life experience which has made me very strong willed and self-motivated. I enjoy being given tasks and being able to complete them in my own manner. Is that a good first paragraph? Should I put in - can I have a job please? at the end?

Why? I'm really nice.

OK. Can you give me a job for 100k a year please?

I'm applying for IT jobs in London so hopefully I won't need to tailor it too much! I'll try and get some of the uninteresting bloat out of it though - thanks. Got to be one of the hardest things to do

I'm not so tight fisted that I'm going to put it on one piece of paper. What next? Toilet roll?

I've written one which is about 5 pages long which seems a bit excessive. I'm sure most employers only read about the first few paragraphs so I'll be concentrating on making that William Shakespeare worthy. Does it matter if there is a load more if they're not going to read it anyway? Where the f*ck is that stupid jillsaint when you need her? She's always harping on and now she can finally contribute she's not here.

cash on collection. That could be a tense journey!

Hmm interesting read. I kind of already thought it was corrupt but can't really imagine it can be that corrupt. I can't believe established singers like Leona Lewis and Will Young are being shafted constantly by the person who gave them their *fame*

o2 .

I see. So when I buy tickets in the Northam I should go and sit in the chapel?

Do you accept Ugandan dollars via wire transfer?

On Meridian it will be Pompey with that ***t Dinenage on there........

Past speed cameras?

I'm glad you don't get points on your licence for parking tickets or I'd be well and truely fooked. I'm sensible and only go a bit faster where I feel safe in the knowledge that I'm not going to get caught and I'm not going to run over school children. Unlike Dune who sounds like he speeds up outside of schools.

I'd say anywhere between 8th-15th.

Till it starts to bleed. Cleanliness is next to godliness.

The 51-year-old had one more year left on his contract at Stamford Bridge.

I think people take things too seriously.

I get through about 3 a year. I work in the trade though and tend to replace it when I see a stonking deal. I've got an Asus UL30a at the moment which is going to be hard to replace as it has an 8 hour battery life which I absolutely love! I've just bought one of these - http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/dell-vostro-3550-i5-2410m-2-3ghz-4gb-500gb-hdd-radeon-hd-6630m-1gb-w7-pro-316-80/945979/?page=7#post11357489 - not sure whether to sell or keep!

From league 1?

I did it when I was about 9-10. I failed.

Where did you hear this from Jamie?

http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/dell-xps-15-2nd-generation-i7-2gb-graphics-card-778-99-dell-home/919596 get one of them.

Sorry, you misunderstood. I just wanted you to shout 'EVERY SINGLE ONE' again.